I just bought myself a new blindfold.

I can’t see myself wearing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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My doctor told me that a blindfold might help me sleep, but I don’t know.

I can’t see myself wearing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasbett311
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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I put on a blindfold to see what I would look like in the mirror.

To be honest, I just don't see myself wearing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UsualCanary
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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My wife wants me to try a blindfold during sex, but I don’t think it’s a good idea.

I just can’t see myself wearing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What do you get when you cross a street with a blindfold?

Hit by a car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VictoriousKun
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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My friend got me a blindfold for my birthday

I can't see myself wearing it though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/penthouse_sweet
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2017
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Have you ever tried blindfold archery?

You don't know what you're missing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2018
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Wonder if you've all heard the joke about the blindfolded comedian?

I'd write it down for you, but it's more of a visual gag.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eccohawk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2021
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One of the earliest dates I went on with my Wife was a Blindfolded Archery lesson.

It wasn't our first date but was the one that stuck in my head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Why can't blindfolded people fish?

Because it's "sea"food.

(Fresh from my 7-year-old!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rossumcapek
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What do you call a blindfolded fascist?

A Not-see

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExXpatriot
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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My mate has invented a new hobby, 'blindfolded plane watching'...

Can't see it taking off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nibble_My_Nabla
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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See what they did there
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicholasP993
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Last night I got drunk and agreed to star in a bukkake scene, blindfolded...

I don't know what came over me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreacherousMango
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I blindfolded my wife with a scarf yesterday

I really pulled the wool over her eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ismyusername
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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If you’ve never tried blindfolded archery, let me tell you... reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JRiegner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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I used a performance enhancer in the bedroom with my wife last night.

I wore a blindfold.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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Bored? Need a new hobby?

Try blindfold archery.

You don't know what you're missing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I can't see how people have so much trouble sleeping

Because I do it with a blindfold on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erikjb12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I lost my vision last month, but I've started a business selling origami...

The name of my company is Blindfolds deluxe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thejumbowumbo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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I love to drive and dont see a single car on the road

Driving blindfolded sure has its advantages

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HaroldFinch97
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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I've decided to start watching what I eat...

Apparently, it's "weird" to eat with a blindfold on...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strider820
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2015
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Tractor jokes

(My dad just bought an old run down tractor that is on the original owner's property.)

Dad: I can't wait to put the tractor in the garage!

Stepmom: You said the tractor wouldn't see our house!

Dad: Don't worry, we'll just blindfold it.

Everyone else: groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rundagger
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2014
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I just bought myself a new blindfold.

I can’t see myself wearing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scottspears89
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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I just bought a new blindfold

But I can't see myself wearing it

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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My wife suggested that I try a blindfold, but I decided not to.

I just couldn’t see myself wearing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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I bought a blindfold yesterday..

I'm not sure why, I can't see myself wearing it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/soonarmy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2018
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I bought a new blindfold today

I can't see myself wearing it though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reg182
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
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Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?

You don’t know what you’re missing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlabamaMayan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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You really should try archery while blindfolded.

You don't know what you're missing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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Have you guys tried blindfolded archery?

You don’t know what you’re missing!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Have you gotten to try blindfolded archery?

No? Well you don't know what you're missing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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Have you tried blindfolded archery?

You don’t know what you’re missing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LogOffPleez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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You should try playing darts blindfolded.

You don't know what you're missing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShredderSte
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Hey, have you ever done archery blindfolded?

You really should. You don't know what you're missing...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zoinks6022
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Have you ever tried blindfolded archery?

You don't know what you're missing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slim_130
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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