I’ve got a device consisting of a circular canopy of pink fish on a folding metal frame supported by a central rod, used as protection against rain.

Now I have salmonella.

(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eriknobeats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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My friend told me about his new boat. Apparently, it has a canopy.

I said "Well, better than a can o' poo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuicidalNomad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I went to a fund raiser for dolphins recently. Since it was Florida, canopies protected the participants from the sun. The mayor got up to speak.

He said, "for all in tents and porpoises, we come together to raise funds."

Something like that might be a good joke... someday...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I canopy leaf this
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skifrombreese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Found 3 beehives while taking down the canopy we keep our boat under.

Dad: well I guess this was the place to BEE!!


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vengefultaco12
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2013
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Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..

.. last year I raked it in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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My mom's been cackling at this bad pun for three days.

So my front yard has a lot of weeds and crappy grass I've been trying to get rid of for years. They're mutants, so nothing will kill them. This year, one of the decorative rocks has turned out to be covered by a giant shroom as well. This thing is enormous. It has about a hundred different canopies, but as far as I can tell it's all one organism.

So I was talking with her about things I might be able to use to get rid of all this stuff, shroom included, and after she suggested a mixture of various household products I asked if it would work on fungus as well. She said it was worth a shot and asked why I wanted to know.

I replied, "Because that thing's just taking up way too mush room."

I was over it in a few seconds, but she's been randomly cracking up for days now. Send help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batshit_Betty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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Got my sister with a tailgate pun

Me: Are you sure you want me to drop you off to tailgate in the rain like this?

Her: Yeah it's fine, we have a canopy.

Me: Ugh, that doesn't sound very good. A whole can?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/askmrlizard
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2015
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