It was so hot yesterday I had to stand in the shade.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HuwJon
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I ain't taking no shade on this!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
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I was going to tell you a joke about a shade of yellow...

... but I probably should skip it, it's mediochre

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheKatnukAhas
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I recently visited Washington state for the first time. Much to my surprise, it ended up being a warm and sunny day when I arrived! Put on a tank top, threw on some shades, and picked up an iced latte. I took a stroll through the park near the Space Needle and had a wonderful time.

I guess you could say I was sleeveless in Seattle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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50 shades of grey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrDoge64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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What repeatable, documented procedure do artists use when formulating the perfect shade of blue?

The Cyantific Method!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeTack
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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It was a sunny day out on the lake. I'd forgotten my cap. Luckily, I had a flyer from the local department store. I folded it into a hat with a shade for my eyes, thus making it easier to guide the boat without crashing it.

It made a good ad visor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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"Shades"
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I saw a lizard with angry red skin. It then turned orange! Then it turned yellow. Then green. Then blue. Then indigo, until it finally became a relaxing shade of violet.

Calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer, calmer chameleon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAnagramancer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2018
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Why do we have all these shade trees?

Fo' rest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spizzat2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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I never park my car in the shade due to a little known medical condition.

Park in sun disease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2018
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Julie Andrews will not endorse that popular vibrant shade of lipstick. She says it breaks too easily and gives her bad breath. Her official statement on this........

The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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50 Shades of Grey
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πŸ‘€︎ u/baudia
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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50 shades of Leo imgur.com/Qkw4ngR
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hammer94
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2017
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What shade of blue are sea cows?

Manateal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiriKarri
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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These cows are really milking the shade. Utterly ridiculous.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MackAttack815
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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When someone throws shade at me...

...I take umbrage.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/constantclimb
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2016
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β€œFifty Shades Freed” was the highest grossing movie over the weekends.

It seems a lot of women roped their boyfriends into coming along.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanhulsey30
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2018
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50 Shades of Grey

#4e5054, #272727, #282828, #292929, #2b2b2b, #2c2c2c, #2e2e2e, #313131, #323232, #343434, #353535, #373737, #393939, #3a3a3a, #3c3c3c, #3f3f3f, #404040, #424242, #444444, #454545, #474747, #484848, #4a4a4a, #4b4b4b, #4d4d4d, #4e4e4e, #505050, #515151, #535353, #565656, #575757, #585858, #595959, #5b5b5b, #5c5c5c, #5e5e5e, #616161, #626262, #646464, #656565, #676767, #6a6a6a, #6b6b6b, #6c6c6c, #6d6d6d, #6f6f6f, #727272, #737373, #757575, #767676, #777777, #7b7b7b, #7c7c7c, #7d7d7d, #7e7e7e, #808080, #818181, #838383, #868686, #878787, #888888, #898989, #8b8b8b, #8c8c8c, #8e8e8e, #919191, #929292, #949494, #959595, #979797, #9a9a9a, #9b9b9b, #9c9c9c, #9d9d9d, #9f9f9f, #a0a0a0, #a2a2a2, #a5a5a5, #a6a6a6, #a8a8a8, #a9a9a9, #ababab, #aeaeae, #afafaf, #b0b0b0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonialDagger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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Why did the female lead for Fifty Shades take the role?

Because she didn't meet Dakota for the month yet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quasar226
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2018
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Should I go see Fifty Shades of Grey in a regular theater? Or...

... should I pay a little extra and see it in clIMAX?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patriotminerva
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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My Mum was asked how the 50 Shades of Grey movie was...

Dad cuts in and replies "she hasn't had a chance to go yet, she's been tied up".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhonage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2015
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Lamp shades imgur.com/8zGr31r
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RuSsYjO
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2015
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My friend sent a picture in a group chat of her wearing 3 pairs of shades.

I said "You shouldn't go out in public like that. You would look shady." No one responded. I apologized for the lame joke. I tell lame jokes like this all the time and that might have been the last straw. What do I do? Help.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2016
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πŸ‘€︎ u/esmithvl
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2015
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Fifty Shades of Grey... β€’ /r/funny reddit.com/r/funny/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/reeegen
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2015
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So, I've been working on my own rendition of "50 Shades of Gray." Can I get some feedback?
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Does a Moss-que grow in the shade?

No, it grows on the Sunni side.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/felipe41194
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2016
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I dadjoked my GF at 50 Shades of Grey.

We were both in a giddy mood because of how bad the movie was. It was more comical than anything else. This was the highlight of the night.

Christian Grey: "What are you doing for breakfast tomorrow." I lean over and whisper to my gf: "Eating breakfast" smh!

Hated the movie, but felt super proud of myself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dahiya1991
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2015
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"It's 35C in the shade, I'm melting!"

"Then get away from the shade!"

Typical dad...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hitno
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2015
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My dad, the shade-tree geologist.

What kind of rock is this dad?

That's a "Leaverite" rock, son.

What does Leaverite mean?

It means "Leave 'er right there."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oddgenetix
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2014
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My 17yr old wanted some cream cheese. Asked if she wanted the 50 Shades of Grey kind...

You know...Whipped

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