[request] gay ghost puns
Or gay+haunted house
Or really anything gay+spoopy topic
Who do ghosts like to haunt bars?
Why do ghosts like to haunt bras?
Because of the boo-bies
Thought of this after mis-reading u/nemesis0884's joke
Did you hear about the ghost shark?
Every night I see the ghost of a chicken spirit
I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor last night
First I was afraid, I was petrified
What do you call a ghost chicken?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Because they are easy to see through.
What do you call a dyslexic Ghost Rider?
Elf Rider, because he would've sold his soul to Santa!
Why don't ghosts like rain?
It dampens their spirits.
My broken down car is haunted by the ghost of a mechanic...
He told me he really wants a pay rise but his supervisor can't review his performance without a working car-boo-rator.
My house is haunted by a muscular ghost. I finally managed to communicate him him. I asked him how he got so muscular.
Where do female ghosts go for makeovers?
What did the drunken ghost say to the other drunken ghost
Never drink with ghosts...
they can't handle their boos.
Ghost Dad asked, "What does a ghost girl have that a ghost boy doesn't?"
My daughter claims her school is huanted and wanted to call the ghost busters.
I told her to call the cheerleading squad instead. Figured they might know the school spirit.
Ghosts smell bad.
Because they’re covered in sheet.
Why do ghosts hate going to the therapist?
They always see right thru them.
What’s a ghost’s favorite meal?
What do you call a coffee-serving ghost?
Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?
What kind of doctor checks ghost poo?
Stayed in a hotel with a gay ghost last night
It really put the willy's up me....
What is a ghosts favorite pepper?
What is an Australian ghost’s favorite dessert?
What kind of cars do ghosts drive?
What do you get when you run into two ghosts?
Why was the ghost that haunted the pharmacy arrested?
Illegal possession of drugs.
What do Italian ghosts eat?
What is a ghosts favorite place to work?
What do you get when you goose a ghost?
Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?
Because it lifts their spirits
How do ghost listen to music?
What sort of Birthday cake do ghost prefer?
What kind of muffins do ghosts like?
I encountered an unusually attractive ghost,
You can say that she was dead gorgeous.
What do you call a ghost with an erection?
I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
What room do ghosts avoid?
I first met my wife at a fancy dress party, where I was dressed as a ghost.
"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.
I once saw a ghost at the jam factory...
A ghost walks into a taproom, "Bartender, give me a shot of whiskey"
Bartender: I'm sorry we don't serve sprits here.
Why did the ghost keep coming back to the library?
He went through the books too quickly
Ghosts are bad liars
They're really easy to see through.
How do you call the ghost of a chicken?
I woke up last night too the ghost of Gloria Gaynor by my bed
At first I was afraid, I was petrified.