[request] gay ghost puns

Or gay+haunted house Or really anything gay+spoopy topic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetaDiint
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Ghost Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheInfernoCheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Ghost Pun Joke; YouTube channel just about Puns youtube.com/watch?v=qkhOe…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/infiniteknight32
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I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.

I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_dan17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do Italian ghosts eat?

Spooketti Boolognese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarnesDude
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Did you hear about the depressed ghost?

He's going through some things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gunnrhildr
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?

It's usually pretty dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRobotYoshi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why are all ghosts considered alcoholics?

Because they take Boos everywhere they go!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Photographer_Rob
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why did the ghost soccer team win all their games?

They were amazing at possessing the ball.

*My son's joke. I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArcticTrek
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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Want to hear a pun about ghosts?

That's the spirit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What do you call an old ghost?

A boo-mer (also tell me if this joke has been done before)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loser2818
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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My kid wanted to talk to ghosts; we found three guys willing to intervene. One was very tall, one was very short and the other was mid-sized.

I chose the 3rd guy as he was the medium.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dwarvenfriend
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01
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What do you call a ghost’s children?

Boobies. I am so sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatOneBassGuy17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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How do you encourage a ghost?

Thats the spirit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cjyea124
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why do exorcists never sue ghosts?

Because possession is 9/10ths of the law.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Therapy_Gecko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What room does a ghost not have in their house?

A living room.

Happy Halloween!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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How do you greet a French ghost?

Boo-jour!

(We make French Ghosts for breakfast on Sundays, and my kiddos groaned hard at this, thought it was dad joke worthy!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jengyo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?

Because they taste like sheet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kolbayth
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?

The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve spirits here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SolgaleoGamePlays
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you call a ghost asking for the manager?

I don’t know what to call it!!!! It keeps s-Karen me!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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What is the proper name for the ghost of a buffalo?

A booffalo.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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What do you get when you cross a turkey with a ghost?

A poultrygeist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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What is a ghost’s favourite meal?

Spookghetti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danuser8
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Ghosts are terrible liars

You can see right through them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/infinitywee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Why don't monsters eat ghosts?

Because it tastes like sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divine_Squire
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Do you know why monsters don't eat ghosts?

They taste like sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VintageVitaminJ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Why are ghosts the best to party with?

They bring all the booze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Where do ghosts make their movies?

At Univer-soul Studios.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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A ghost walks into a bar and asks for vodka.

The Bartender says β€œSorry. We don’t serve spirits”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berto214
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What do you call a bee dressed up as a ghost?

Steven, he works in Accounting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KalNymeri
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What do ghosts drink

Boos

(Probably been done before, sorry)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tartar404
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Why are ghosts common to see ?

Because they are supernatural!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Where do ghosts go on vacation?

Boo!dapest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sully1227
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Why shouldn’t you eat ghosts?

They taste like sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gloompoodle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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Why did the Army private's ghost possess an Officer?

He wanted to appear in Corporeal form!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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What happens when a ghost becomes a dad

It becomes apparent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D4T45T0RM06
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Monsters don't like eating ghosts

It's because they taste like sheet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mickerallen100
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Why did the ghost go to the bathroom?

He had to go number boo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XD_Im_Pink_Pixel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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What type of pants should you wear ghost hunting?

I recommend a pair a normal jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buttlerubbies2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Day scare centers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCraay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What did the ghost say to the beehive?

Boo bees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/formerinmate4921
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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If you were a ghost what part of the body would turn you on the most?

Boooooooobies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joehsmash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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What do you call a ghost’s true love?

His ghoul-friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway_74536
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.

I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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Why don't monsters eat ghosts?

Because they taste like sheet..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why don’t monsters eat ghosts?

Because they taste like sheet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theunkillable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost

I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joseph-Stalin1945
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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