Or gay+haunted house Or really anything gay+spoopy topic
Because of the boo-bies
Thought of this after mis-reading u/nemesis0884's joke
It vanished into fin air
I have a hen-ted house.
First I was afraid, I was petrified
Because they are easy to see through.
Elf Rider, because he would've sold his soul to Santa!
It dampens their spirits.
He told me he really wants a pay rise but his supervisor can't review his performance without a working car-boo-rator.
He replied, "Deadlifts."
The boo-ty salon
they can't handle their boos.
I told her to call the cheerleading squad instead. Figured they might know the school spirit.
Because they’re covered in sheet.
They always see right thru them.
That's the spirit.
It really put the willy's up me....
A Boo Boo!
Illegal possession of drugs.
A handful of sheet!
Because it lifts their spirits
I scream Cake
You can say that she was dead gorgeous.
I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.
I decided to woo her.
It was jarring
Bartender: I'm sorry we don't serve sprits here.
He went through the books too quickly
They're really easy to see through.