[request] gay ghost puns

Or gay+haunted house Or really anything gay+spoopy topic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MetaDiint
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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Ghost Puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheInfernoCheese
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Ghost Pun Joke; YouTube channel just about Puns youtube.com/watch?v=qkhOe…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/infiniteknight32
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2013
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Who do ghosts like to haunt bars?

Free boos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemesis0884
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Why do ghosts like to haunt bras?

Because of the boo-bies

Thought of this after mis-reading u/nemesis0884's joke

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uglytool
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Did you hear about the ghost shark?

It vanished into fin air

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2021
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Every night I see the ghost of a chicken spirit

I have a hen-ted house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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I saw the ghost of Gloria Gaynor last night

First I was afraid, I was petrified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MuseMan_82
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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What do you call a ghost chicken?

A poultry-geist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Why are ghosts such bad liars?

Because they are easy to see through.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Buddyw0wnus
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2021
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What do you call a dyslexic Ghost Rider?

Elf Rider, because he would've sold his soul to Santa!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Microsofte
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2021
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Why don't ghosts like rain?

It dampens their spirits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EgonVector
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2021
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My broken down car is haunted by the ghost of a mechanic...

He told me he really wants a pay rise but his supervisor can't review his performance without a working car-boo-rator.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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My house is haunted by a muscular ghost. I finally managed to communicate him him. I asked him how he got so muscular.

He replied, "Deadlifts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAzrael2013
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Where do female ghosts go for makeovers?

The boo-ty salon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THPSROCKS
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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What did the drunken ghost say to the other drunken ghost

β€œBooooo~ze”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pinksheep20
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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Ghost Dad asked, "What does a ghost girl have that a ghost boy doesn't?"

Boo-bies

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2021
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Never drink with ghosts...

they can't handle their boos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jigsatics
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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My daughter claims her school is huanted and wanted to call the ghost busters.

I told her to call the cheerleading squad instead. Figured they might know the school spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Ghosts smell bad.

Because they’re covered in sheet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caleb-the-God
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Why do ghosts hate going to the therapist?

They always see right thru them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minotaurd_
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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What’s a ghost’s favorite meal?

Ghoulash

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tanglukian
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What do you call a coffee-serving ghost?

A Boo-rista!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oatli
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2021
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Do you want to hear a joke about ghosts?

That's the spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoomerThePunk
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2021
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What kind of doctor checks ghost poo?

A ghostroenterologist.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Divine_ICBM
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2021
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Stayed in a hotel with a gay ghost last night

It really put the willy's up me....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Regret-Superb
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What is a ghosts favorite pepper?

A Haboonero

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Masderus-
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What is an Australian ghost’s favorite dessert?

Boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toxicdreamland
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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What kind of cars do ghosts drive?

Boo-gattis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devonlam21
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
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What do you get when you run into two ghosts?

A Boo Boo!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siscona
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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Why was the ghost that haunted the pharmacy arrested?

Illegal possession of drugs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Upset_Toe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What do Italian ghosts eat?

Spooketti Boolognese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarnesDude
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What is a ghosts favorite place to work?

Ghoul-gle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haagimus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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What do you get when you goose a ghost?

A handful of sheet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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Why do ghosts like to ride in elevators?

Because it lifts their spirits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/athei-nerd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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How do ghost listen to music?

With bootooth

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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What sort of Birthday cake do ghost prefer?

I scream Cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomguy2322
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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What kind of muffins do ghosts like?

Boo-berry!!!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2021
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I encountered an unusually attractive ghost,

You can say that she was dead gorgeous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiva8512
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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I found out my girlfriend is really a ghost.

I had my suspicions the moment she walked through the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call a ghost with an erection?

A booner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/figure85
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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What room do ghosts avoid?

The living room!

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I first met my wife at a fancy dress party, where I was dressed as a ghost.

I decided to woo her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesome_smokey
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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I once saw a ghost at the jam factory...

It was jarring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whistles13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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A ghost walks into a taproom, "Bartender, give me a shot of whiskey"

Bartender: I'm sorry we don't serve sprits here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Why did the ghost keep coming back to the library?

He went through the books too quickly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/90eight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2021
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Ghosts are bad liars

They're really easy to see through.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blindeye0505
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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How do you call the ghost of a chicken?

A poultrygeist

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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I woke up last night too the ghost of Gloria Gaynor by my bed

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laserBlade
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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