I know a couple of vampire puns
You do realise that Vampires aren't real...
Unless you Count Dracula.
To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.
Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .
What's a vampire's favorite drink?
Did you know that Africa has had no vampires since 1982?
That's the year that Toto blessed the rains there.
2 priests walk into a vampire
One says "Quick show him your cross"
The other priest crosses his arms and says "I'm so disappointed in you"
My 5 year old just got me with this one: What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
What is a vampires girlfriend Called?
Why do vampires seem sick?
Why did the vampire get a COVID test?
I don't know much about vampire dwarfs
But they are a little bit...
What kind of restaurants do Vampires avoid?
How does a vampire start a letter?
What kind of beer does a vampire drink?
It's true what they say about scaring vampires with a torch.
You can see it in their fright of light response.
A man was caught stealing at a supermarket today while standing on the shoulders of a couple of vampires
He was charged with shoplifting on two counts
What did the vampire say to his girlfriend as he nuzzled her bosom?
What kind of workout does a vampire hate?
Vampire (Punny)
Gave a vampire a stake and now they’re...well...done.
What’s a vampires favorite fruit?
What do vampires do when they are trying to fall asleep?
What's a vampire's favorite kind of television?
What does a vampire and a person who wears a mask have in common?
They both can't see their face in the mirror.
What would you call a vampire who is into finance?
What diner meal is dangerous for vampires?
Stake and eggs (sunny side up, of course)
What do you call a cross dressing vampire ?
I have killed so many vampires, but Dracula is proving hard fo catch
Finding where he is will enable the final count down
We all know that Dracula is the #1 vampire and from Transylvania. But where is the #2 vampire from?
What does a vampire bite if he wants something sweet?
I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa
and then I realized vampires are killed by holy water...they blessed the rains down in Africa
Where do vampires buy their art supplies?
Why did the vampire fall in love with the Wizard?
Because the wizard was a neck-romancer.
What do Vampire Software Developers Abhor?
I left my vampire killing kit in the elevator...
The stakes have never been higher
What can you catch from a vampire in the winter time?
Why are there no Vampire stories that take place in Africa?
I thought about this for awhile, then it hit me that Vampires are weak to holy water. The rains are blessed down in Africa.
Vampires don't really exist.
Well, unless you Count Dracula
What do you get when you combine and vampire and a snowman?
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A man was caught stealing from a supermarket today while balanced on the shoulders of a couple of vampires;
He was charged with shoplifting on two counts.
The only way to kill a French vampire is to slowly drive a baguette through its heart.
The process is a little painstaking.
What do you get when you cross a vampire with a snowman?
Why did the vampire seem sick?
Why are the no Vampires in Africa?
The other day I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe but none in Africa. Then I remembered holy water kills vampires. They bless the rains down in Africa.
So I was wondering why Vampires don't go to Africa
I found out they blessed the rains down in Africa
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
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