Paint me like one of your French ghouls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/titzmcgeee_
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What do you say when you see a stunned ghost buster catch a ghoul?

He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duck_in_a_Toaster
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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What kind of chocolate do ghouls like?

Hearse-sheys!

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What did the ghoul say to the clown on Halloween?

Tag, you’re it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPupperMD
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What's the ghoul's favourite sauce?

Grave-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pdonkey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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You know why vampires can raise ghouls ?

Because they are neck romancers !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2019
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Make your ghoul feel special this Halloween.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kalazaro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2013
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What do Italian ghosts eat?

Spooketti Boolognese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarnesDude
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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What is a ghosts favorite place to work?

Ghoul-gle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haagimus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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What is a vampires girlfriend Called?

His ghoul-friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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My ex girlfriend just left me for a ghost named Kevin.

She's no longer my ghoul friend. (this actually happened, i just wanted to make the situation lighter)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emrakull
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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What do you call an Italian ghost?

A Gabba Ghoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slutwhoria
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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What labor camps do zombies go to?

Ghoul-logs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KadynDraws
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call an Italian American ghost in Brooklyn?

A gaba-ghoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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People say I'm not quite a fool

I'm fool-ish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maccer20
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Being undead only sometimes sucks.

I wondered why zombies, ghouls, and vampires are so closely associated. After all, why would decaying shambling corpses be associated with the suave Dracula-esque? then it hit me:

Most vampires are necromancers, but not all necromancers are vampires.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ojiji_bored
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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Who did the zombie take to the dance?

His ghoul-friend!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yashrajt
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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I am apparently a proud grandpa.

Today my 4 year old was talking about Halloween and said "it was pretty ghoul."

Never been prouder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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My son jumped out from behind a door and yelled β€œboo!” He asked, β€œDid I scare you?”

I said, β€œNo. But Was that your ghoul?”

He just groaned.

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A length of rope walks into a bar...

The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve rope here." The length of rope leaves, and comes back later with a disguise. The bartender says "I just told you, we don't serve rope here." The rope decides that he'll get stronger and force his way into the bar. So, he starts stretching and exercising, twisting himself around, and rubs his back against the brick wall to build pain tolerance. When he returns to the bar, the bartender looks at him. "Weren't you the length of rope I kicked out earlier?"

"No," the rope responds. "I'm a frayed knot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FirstBoulevard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
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What's the slogan for the New York Demon Chomping Advocacy Group?

Gobble the ghoul.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeefbrothTV
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What do ghosts drink?

Boos!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dotdod
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2017
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Why did the mummy get a divorce?

His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soccerdadjoke
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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What did the ghost say to the other ghost when he said, let's hang out?

That sounds ghoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poopychimp346
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2016
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Wife got me while playing Fallout

Me: What?! Why does the ghoul have an oven mitt?

Her: Must've been the ghost peppers!

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I tried to bring my dead friend to class with me, but the teacher kicked him out.

Guess he's too ghoul for school.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditurded
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2016
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When I got lost with my Dad as a passenger and ended up passing a cemetery

D: "What app do ghosts use to get directions?"

Me: "What?"

D: "Boo-ghoul maps"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vicentil
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2014
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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Did you know that ghosts call their true love their ghoul-friend?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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What do you call a ghost’s true love?

His ghoul-friend.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/throwaway_74536
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What do you call a Sicilian ghost

A gaba-ghoul

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtilexx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Who did the wizard marry?

His ghoul-friend

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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