A list of puns related to "Ghoul"
He's a little confused but he's got the spirit.
Hearse-sheys!
Tag, youโre it!
Grave-y.
Because they are neck romancers !
Spooketti Boolognese.
Ghoul-gle
His ghoul-friend.
She's no longer my ghoul friend. (this actually happened, i just wanted to make the situation lighter)
A Gabba Ghoul
Ghoul-logs
A gaba-ghoul
I'm fool-ish
I wondered why zombies, ghouls, and vampires are so closely associated. After all, why would decaying shambling corpses be associated with the suave Dracula-esque? then it hit me:
Most vampires are necromancers, but not all necromancers are vampires.
His ghoul-friend!!
His ghoul-friend
Today my 4 year old was talking about Halloween and said "it was pretty ghoul."
Never been prouder.
I said, โNo. But Was that your ghoul?โ
He just groaned.
The bartender says "I'm sorry, we don't serve rope here." The length of rope leaves, and comes back later with a disguise. The bartender says "I just told you, we don't serve rope here." The rope decides that he'll get stronger and force his way into the bar. So, he starts stretching and exercising, twisting himself around, and rubs his back against the brick wall to build pain tolerance. When he returns to the bar, the bartender looks at him. "Weren't you the length of rope I kicked out earlier?"
"No," the rope responds. "I'm a frayed knot."
Gobble the ghoul.
His wife was a ghoul-digger who was just after his mummy
Why couldnโt the witch have children? Her husband had a hallow weenie.
Which ghost is the best dancer? The Boogie Man!
Friend: What are you gonna be for halloween? Me: Drunk!
For Halloween Iโm going to write โLifeโ on a plain white T-shirt and hand out lemons to strangers
This Halloween, the only Candy Iโm interersted in swings from a pole and has daddy issues
โHalloweenโ = an excuse for girls to dress up like sluts.
Thank goodness for Halloween, all of a sudden, cobwebs in my house are decorations!
Iโll be your trick if youโll be my treat.
How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!
When do ghouls and goblins cook their victims? On Fry Day
Whatโs a monsters favorite desert? I-Scream!
What do you call a Halloween boner? Petrified wood
What do you call a dancing ghost? Polka-haunt-us
What do you call a hot dog with nothing inside it? A โhollow-weenie!โ
Did you hear about the wild party at the haunted house? The whole vibe was anything ghost (goes).
How do you write a book about halloween? With a ghostwriter.
Iโm going to celebrate Halloween the same way I always doโฆ by murdering a bunch of teens by the lake. Sincerely,
Two monsters went to a Halloween party. Suddenly one said to the other, โA lady just rolled her eyes at me. What should I do?โ The other monster replied, โBe a gentleman and roll them back to her.
The lesson of Halloween is that pretending to be something youโre not will lead to a sweet reward.
I remember when Halloween was the scariest night of the year. Now, itโs Election night.
I want to be something really scary for Halloween this year so Iโm dressing up as a phone battery at 2%.
Why dident the skeleten go to the halloween party? Becuse he had no body to go with.
What did the bird say on Halloween? Trick or tweet!
What do Italianโs eat on Halloween? Fettucinni Afraid-o (Ha ha ha)
Why canโt the boy ghost have babies? A. Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
What do goblins and ghosts drink when theyโre hot and thirsty on Halloween? A. Ghoul-aid!!!
What do ghosts eat for supper? Spooketi
What do you do when 50 zombies surround your house? Hope itโs Halloween!!
What is the most important subject a witch learns in school? Spelling.
That sounds ghoul
Me: What?! Why does the ghoul have an oven mitt?
Her: Must've been the ghost peppers!
Guess he's too ghoul for school.
D: "What app do ghosts use to get directions?"
Me: "What?"
D: "Boo-ghoul maps"
His ghoul-friend.
A gaba-ghoul
His ghoul-friend
His ghoul-friend
His ghoul-friend
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