A zombie pun for Halloween
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︎ Oct 31 2019
What do you call a zombie DJ?
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︎ Jan 15 2021
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
Edit: Wow! Went to bed, went to work, checked this post, and holy hell did it blow up! Thanks for the awards, funny add-one and dad jokes! This sub is awesome!
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her heβs all right.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
It you see a hungry zombie, destroy the hungry zombie.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Figuring out how to starve a zombie isnβt difficult.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why didn't the Zombie want to go to school?
He was feeling a little rotten
Courtesy of my 6 year old
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︎ Dec 13 2020
How can you tell that a zombie used to be a father?
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︎ Nov 20 2020
Toto sponsored a group of zombie missionaries.
They blessed the brains down in Africa
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why did the girl date a zombie?
'Cause liked her for her brains!
Why did the girl break up with the zombie?
'Cause he was dead inside!
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︎ Nov 07 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
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︎ Nov 01 2020
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Why didn't the zombie cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts!
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︎ Oct 01 2020
What?! You don't know what a zombie's least favorite food is? You'll figure it out
it's a no-brainer really.
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︎ Sep 30 2020
What do you call a horny zombie?
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︎ Sep 07 2020
What does a vegetarian zombie say?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
You know what the zombie said about the witch doctor?
Nothing, his lips were sealed.
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︎ Aug 27 2020
My 7 year old came up with a dad joke: What do Zombie Cows say?
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︎ Sep 28 2019
How do you know if a zombie studied law?
He always eats the arms first, however, legislator.
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︎ Jul 23 2020
What did the zombie farmer say he wanted?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
zombie apocathicc
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︎ Feb 26 2020
What do you call a zombie in pajamas?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What did the zombie gladiator say to the romans?
"ARE YOU NOT INTO BRAINS?! ARE YOU NOT. INTO. BRAINS!?"
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︎ May 04 2020
What do zombie bodybuilders eat?
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︎ May 16 2020
What does a zombie call his girlfriend?
Zombae.
And that's what my kids get after watching ZOMBIES for the 6th time in 4 days.
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︎ May 15 2020
Why didnβt the zombie like eating the clown?
Because he tasted a little funny...
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︎ Apr 09 2020
What do you call a zombie phoenix?
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︎ Mar 25 2020
There was a zombie infestation in South Korea's Capital
The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.
After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.
"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.
She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"
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︎ Dec 13 2019
My daughter is going to be a great dad..I came up stairs into the kitchen like a zombie...
she turned to me holding a bag of rice....."Graaaiiinsss"
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︎ Nov 13 2019
I was drawing a zombie for my friend and wasn't sure how I would draw his eyes. First time posting here but hope this counts.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Who did the zombie take to the dance?
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︎ Feb 02 2020
What do you call a zombie who stir fries?
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︎ Dec 18 2019
"Did you hear about the new zombie game that all they do is watch dough rise?"
"It's called Bread Rising."
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︎ Jan 23 2020
What did the zombie say to the kindergartener after he took her brain?
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︎ Feb 13 2020
I told everyone that Iβm going as a zombie character from Harry Potter this Halloween, but no one believes me.
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︎ Sep 08 2019
Whatdoes a meme addicted zombie say after eating someone?
That's some serious GOREmet shit
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︎ Nov 01 2019
What do you call a zombie father?
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︎ Apr 30 2019
How do you call a zombie that speaks two languages?
Zombilingual
I'm so sorry
No I'm not
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Why was the zombie sad?
Because he was a husk of his former self.
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︎ Dec 02 2019
What does a vegan zombie eat?
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︎ Jun 26 2019
What does it take to become a zombie?
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Figuring out how to starve a zombie is a no brainer.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Did you hear about the dyslexic Zombie?
He only eats Brians.......
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︎ Jun 28 2020
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
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︎ May 14 2020
Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
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︎ Mar 11 2020
There was a zombie infestation in South Korea's Capitol
The president, hiding in a secret bunker, ordered the city to be nuked to contain the outbreak, killing both zombies and civilians in the area.
After the strike, he went to celebrate with his wife, but she was sad.
"Honey, we just ended the zombie epidemic. Why are you sad?" he asked.
She responded: "You killed millions of civilians. How can I be happy if you no longer have a Seoul?"
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