A zombie pun for Halloween
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Where does a zombie get a spare body part
What did the conductor say when he became a zombie?
What type of coffee, does a zombie hate?
What did the zombie carrot say to the lettuce?
Did you hear how the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
He was dead lifting.
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What do vegetarian zombies eat?
What's the safest room in the house during a zombie invasion?
After I dug into the details of a theoretical zombie crisis and the entrances and exits of our home, I settled on the master bedroom.
My son sighs and says, "the living room."
High five buddy, you got me.
What beach do zombies like to visit?
What do you call a zombie DJ?
Whats a zombies favorite work out?
What do zombies use to color their hair?
What does a zombie bird eat?
I was attacked by a vegetarian zombie
He kept moaning "GRRAIIIIIIIIINNNNS."
I was playing a zombie game last night, and sliced off the left side of a zombie
It scared my wife pretty bad.
I assured her he’s all right.
My biggest fear about becoming a Zombie....
....is all that walking you have to do.
Did you hear about the dyslexic zombie?
What would happen to all of us if the zombie virus only affected redheads?
It you see a hungry zombie, destroy the hungry zombie.
Figuring out how to starve a zombie isn’t difficult.
What do vegan zombies eat?
Toto sponsored a group of zombie missionaries.
They blessed the brains down in Africa
My 7 year old came up with a dad joke: What do Zombie Cows say?
Don't you dare CONSOLE my family
How can you tell that a zombie used to be a father?
Why did the girl date a zombie?
'Cause liked her for her brains!
Why did the girl break up with the zombie?
'Cause he was dead inside!
My generation's zombies didn't run..
They walked. Uphill. In the snow. They ate what brains they could find and they liked it.
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
Why was the zombie so grumpy?
He woke up on the wrong side of the dead.
French zombies are impervious to wooden stakes. You have to stab them with baguettes...
... which is a pain staking process.
What labor camps do zombies go to?
Why didn't the zombie cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts!
What do you call a horny zombie?
What?! You don't know what a zombie's least favorite food is? You'll figure it out
it's a no-brainer really.
What does a vegetarian zombie say?
You know what the zombie said about the witch doctor?
Nothing, his lips were sealed.
I went in for surgery today and the doctor found catholic zombies inside me!
He said he found an infected mass.....
How do you know if a zombie studied law?
He always eats the arms first, however, legislator.
Figuring out how to starve a zombie is a no brainer.
What do vegan zombies eat?
What does a zombie vegetarian eat
What do vegan zombies eat?
What does a zombie vegetarian eat?
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