And god said go forth and multiply... except for snakes

Because they’re adders...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HookDragger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2018
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The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve.

It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte.

And then everything crashed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ENJOYblet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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Baby grass snake says to her mum, am I a poisonous snake?

Mum says no baby.

The baby grass snake says, Thank god for that ive just bitten my toungue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tiger7971
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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