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Playing as a Monk in Dungeons & Dragons isnβt so hard.
You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
The Soup Dragon rules!
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Whatβs a dragons favorite snack?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Imagine Dragons
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︎ Feb 03 2020
What did one Dragon slayer say to the other Dragon slayer?
"Guess what?"
"Dragon butt"
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Why are dragons the worse story tellers?
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Why does the dragon only sleep during the day?
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight Knights.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Models of dragons are not to scale
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︎ May 05 2020
Why does the dragon not observe the Sabbath?
He only preys on weak knights.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.
It's a gross waste of resources.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I'd hate to be a dragon.
I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
What do dragons like with their soup?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
How to grain your dragon
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︎ Mar 09 2020
I keep hearing Mission Control check in with Dragon Crew, asking "How do you read, over."
And I just KNOW if I were up there I would be physically unable to keep myself from responding "Dragon to Mission Control, I read with my eyes, over."
I wonder how many times before they airlock me.
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︎ May 31 2020
What did a dragon say when he saw his first hatchling?
Whelp, that's a good start.
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︎ May 28 2020
A joke I thought of in elementary school: what did the dragon say to the bad employee?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
What's a whales favorite dragon ball z character
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︎ May 23 2020
What did the dragon say to the office worker?
You're fired!
Credit my 9 year old son, flexing being a dad early.
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︎ May 07 2020
What is a dragonβs favorite band?
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︎ Apr 25 2020
The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
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︎ Dec 28 2019
My dragon is asleep
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Dungeons and Dragons looks like a lot of fun. I'd love to try it some day.
I guess I consider myself die-curious
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︎ Apr 06 2020
What do you call a dragon with no wings
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︎ Jan 28 2020
The Rare and Endangered "Kimono Dragon"
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︎ Jun 30 2018
Why couldnβt the bearded dragon have kids?
Because he had an e-reptile dysfunction
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Why can't an Ender Dragon read a book?
Because they always start at the end.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
I always sing Radioactive by Imagine Dragons to my son on his birthday.
He should feel welcome to the new age.
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︎ Aug 24 2019
What do you call a Chinese dragon's beard?
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︎ Dec 25 2019
Dads on Dungeons and Dragons
Dad: I see you're playing Dungeons and Dragons, is your character a dwarf?
Me: I'm playing a Gnome dad... we've been over this
Dad: I'm sorry - I must not be familiar with the... Gnomenclature
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︎ Oct 06 2019
How much does a dragon weigh?
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︎ Aug 03 2018
I canβt stand watching a dragon boat competetion...
... it is such a rowed race!
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︎ Dec 01 2019
How do you get dragon milk?
From a cow with short legs.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
A cow tried to sneak past a sleeping dragon
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︎ Nov 02 2019
Got my son on this one yesterday. He was listening to imagine dragons.
Me: Do they ever play this band on the radio?
son: of course its imagine dragons.
me: so they are active on the radio?
son: looks at me for a second, oh jeez
me: so they are radio-active!
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︎ Aug 08 2019
All these bearded dragon posts got me thinking...
that there will never be a Butter meme than this.
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︎ Aug 28 2019
Why didn't the dragon observe the Sabbath?
He only preys on weak knights.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight the knights!
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Whatβs a dragonβs favorite band?
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︎ Apr 13 2020
Whats a Dragons favorite snack?
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︎ Aug 21 2019
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight Knights!
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︎ Feb 06 2019
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