/u/Ivegotacitytorun makes an amazing Dragon pun reddit.com/r/AskReddit/co…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirSkidMark
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Playing as a Monk in Dungeons & Dragons isn’t so hard.

You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Soft_Spoken
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The Soup Dragon rules!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
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What’s a dragons favorite snack?

Fire crackers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greystone_86
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Imagine Dragons
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr-ariyo
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What did one Dragon slayer say to the other Dragon slayer?

"Guess what?"

"Dragon butt"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlumeHound9
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...

... guess you could say he sleighed it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arctic_Womble
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Why are dragons the worse story tellers?

Because they dragon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornyaustinite
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Why does the dragon only sleep during the day?

He only hunts knights!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaintingViking
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Why do dragons sleep during the day?

So they can fight Knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dane-Direct
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Models of dragons are not to scale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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Why does the dragon not observe the Sabbath?

He only preys on weak knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
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The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.

It's a gross waste of resources.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Impybutt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I'd hate to be a dragon.

I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What do dragons like with their soup?

Firecrackers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dane-Direct
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How to grain your dragon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTT_2k3
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I keep hearing Mission Control check in with Dragon Crew, asking "How do you read, over."

And I just KNOW if I were up there I would be physically unable to keep myself from responding "Dragon to Mission Control, I read with my eyes, over." I wonder how many times before they airlock me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H_G_Bells
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What did a dragon say when he saw his first hatchling?

Whelp, that's a good start.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trash_can_not
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A joke I thought of in elementary school: what did the dragon say to the bad employee?

You're fired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mahare
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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What's a whales favorite dragon ball z character

Krillin

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πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What did the dragon say to the office worker?

You're fired!

Credit my 9 year old son, flexing being a dad early.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZombieDR
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What is a dragon’s favorite band?

The Flaming Lips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2020
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The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mystil_Rylvayn
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What’s a dragon’s favorite band?

The Flaming Lips

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BettydelSol
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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My dragon is asleep

He's now dragoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gitrikt
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Dungeons and Dragons looks like a lot of fun. I'd love to try it some day.

I guess I consider myself die-curious

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMGodAMAA
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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What do you call a dragon with no wings

Draggin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goblin-with-a-GUN
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The Rare and Endangered "Kimono Dragon"
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Why couldn’t the bearded dragon have kids?

Because he had an e-reptile dysfunction

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Why can't an Ender Dragon read a book?

Because they always start at the end.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaun16player
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I always sing Radioactive by Imagine Dragons to my son on his birthday.

He should feel welcome to the new age.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hbarn08
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What do you call a Chinese dragon's beard?

Low mane

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AminesToAnEnd
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Dads on Dungeons and Dragons

Dad: I see you're playing Dungeons and Dragons, is your character a dwarf?

Me: I'm playing a Gnome dad... we've been over this

Dad: I'm sorry - I must not be familiar with the... Gnomenclature

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrYogurt1
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How much does a dragon weigh?

Depends on the scales.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HUMANPHILOSOPHER
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I can’t stand watching a dragon boat competetion...

... it is such a rowed race!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dasherjim
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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How do you get dragon milk?

From a cow with short legs.

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A cow tried to sneak past a sleeping dragon

Made a nice flaming yawn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Whats a Dragons favorite snack?

Firecrackers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cherry_Pop_Soda
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Got my son on this one yesterday. He was listening to imagine dragons.

Me: Do they ever play this band on the radio? son: of course its imagine dragons. me: so they are active on the radio? son: looks at me for a second, oh jeez me: so they are radio-active!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubeykeebler
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All these bearded dragon posts got me thinking...

that there will never be a Butter meme than this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPenishood
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Why didn't the dragon observe the Sabbath?

He only preys on weak knights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evanmcook
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Why do dragons sleep during the day?

So they can fight the knights!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why do dragons sleep during the day?

So they can fight Knights!

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