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What does a dragon have before bedtime?
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︎ May 11 2021
My 5yo blew us away with this original that he came up with all on his own. What do you call two ice dragons?
Twice dragons.
Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use βWreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internetβ and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) heβs been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyouβs for the kind words and awards.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Renter The Dragon.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Playing as a Monk in Dungeons & Dragons isnβt so hard.
You just have to roll with the punches and look out for number one.
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︎ Dec 30 2020
Lunar new year in Vietnam is celebrated with lion dances, dragon dances, fireworks, family gatherings and meals, ancestor worship, and giving red envelopes to children and the elderly.
Thank you for coming to my TαΊΏt talk.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
What do you call a Dragon Librarian?
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Imagine Dragons
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︎ Feb 03 2020
Where does dragons milk come from?
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︎ Jan 14 2021
The Soup Dragon rules!
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Whatβs a dragons favorite snack?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Santa hit a dragon and killed it whilst flying over medieval England...
... guess you could say he sleighed it
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Why are dragons so good at rapping?
Because they are spitting fire
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︎ Dec 03 2020
What did one Dragon slayer say to the other Dragon slayer?
"Guess what?"
"Dragon butt"
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Why are dragons the worse story tellers?
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Models of dragons are not to scale
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︎ May 05 2020
Why does the dragon only sleep during the day?
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight Knights.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Why does the dragon not observe the Sabbath?
He only preys on weak knights.
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︎ Jun 10 2020
I'd hate to be a dragon.
I'd get so angry trying to blow out my birthday candles.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
How to grain your dragon
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︎ Mar 09 2020
What do dragons like with their soup?
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︎ Jul 08 2020
The local dragon regularly poops hundreds of pounds of ore directly into the sea.
It's a gross waste of resources.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I keep hearing Mission Control check in with Dragon Crew, asking "How do you read, over."
And I just KNOW if I were up there I would be physically unable to keep myself from responding "Dragon to Mission Control, I read with my eyes, over."
I wonder how many times before they airlock me.
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︎ May 31 2020
The Rare and Endangered "Kimono Dragon"
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︎ Jun 30 2018
A joke I thought of in elementary school: what did the dragon say to the bad employee?
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︎ Apr 27 2020
What did a dragon say when he saw his first hatchling?
Whelp, that's a good start.
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︎ May 28 2020
The irony of putting Tooth Fairy money in his How To Train Your Dragon bank
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︎ Dec 28 2019
What's a whales favorite dragon ball z character
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︎ May 23 2020
What did the dragon say to the office worker?
You're fired!
Credit my 9 year old son, flexing being a dad early.
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︎ May 07 2020
What is a dragonβs favorite band?
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︎ Apr 25 2020
My dragon is asleep
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Why can't an Ender Dragon read a book?
Because they always start at the end.
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︎ Jul 12 2019
What do you call a dragon with no wings
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︎ Jan 28 2020
I always sing Radioactive by Imagine Dragons to my son on his birthday.
He should feel welcome to the new age.
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︎ Aug 24 2019
Why couldnβt the bearded dragon have kids?
Because he had an e-reptile dysfunction
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︎ Feb 21 2020
Dungeons and Dragons looks like a lot of fun. I'd love to try it some day.
I guess I consider myself die-curious
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︎ Apr 06 2020
How much does a dragon weigh?
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︎ Aug 03 2018
Dads on Dungeons and Dragons
Dad: I see you're playing Dungeons and Dragons, is your character a dwarf?
Me: I'm playing a Gnome dad... we've been over this
Dad: I'm sorry - I must not be familiar with the... Gnomenclature
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︎ Oct 06 2019
What do you call a Chinese dragon's beard?
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︎ Dec 25 2019
How do you get dragon milk?
From a cow with short legs.
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︎ Jan 18 2019
I canβt stand watching a dragon boat competetion...
... it is such a rowed race!
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︎ Dec 01 2019
Why didn't the dragon observe the Sabbath?
He only preys on weak knights.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
Why do dragons sleep during the day?
So they can fight the knights!
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︎ Apr 15 2020
Whatβs a dragonβs favorite band?
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