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What's a unicorn?
A horse that wears corn on cob on its head in order to blend in with the other magical horses.
Why do horses love unicorns so much?
Because they’re always horny!
What do a Unicorn and an ocean filled with orange soda have in common?
They are both a Fanta Sea
Why did the unicorn go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling horny!
My daughter made this up when she was four years old. She's eight now but still tells it to everyone she meets.
You’ve heard of the Unicorn, the Pegasus, and perhaps the Alicorn...
... but have you heard of the https://imgur.com/gallery/4AoWzzB ?
What do you call a unicorn being eaten by a spider?
Unicorn on the cob web
What do you call a unicorn with a corn cob instead of a horn
A punicorn
What’s a unicorn in a Christmas tree called?
A unicornament!
This was said last night in Target when we were getting ornaments. Boyfriend joke. It was a hit with the smalls.
Do you want to hear a joke about unicorns?
Never mind, it's too uniCORNY
What do you call a unicorn with its horn cut off?
A eunuchorn
If a unicorn is a horse with one horn...
a horse with zero horns is an acorn.
I spotted a unicorn today. imgur.com/RHC7AOH
unicorn - its a bit corny imgur.com/CG8Ao0w
What happens when you stick a needle to a unicorn balloon?
it becomes a Popcorn
I thought I wanted a large unicorn t-bone on grill
but realised it would be huge myth-steak.
What do you call a unicorn that's been de-horned?
a eunichorn!
I once tried to tickle a unicorn but missed...
It was a mystical experience.
What do you call a unicorn with no horn?
A eunuch-corn.
What do you call a Unicorn without the horn?
A Eunuchorn
