What do you call a narwhal that won’t listen?

An ignarwhal.

Just told this one to my 6 year old daughter. complete crack up. Enjoy it while it lasts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grapeapemonkey
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Why are Narwhals good at meeting new friends?

They are great at breaking the ice

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Emeri5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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My daughter told her friends at school that we keep a Narwhal at home. When they came over she showed β€˜me this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SiLifino
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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My wife recently got my son a squishy Narwhal toy.

Me: What is that? Is that a Narwhal

Him: Yes

Him: It's my Stress Whal

He's nine. I'm so proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capgunbean
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2019
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A narwhal is just a tuna-corn.
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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What's the point of a Narwhal's horn?

The tip of it

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