Ten tickles !
He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.
"Yeah, I heard they were totally i-tentacle!"
It’ll be a squid pro roe.
... because tentacles!
BONUS: How can you be sure you’re doing it right?
Food for thought, isn’t it?
He was too busy Kraken open a cold one with the Buoys
They think he's shellfish
I got that from a post in Splatoon's Miiverse, but it flashed quickly by my Wii U Menu (and I didn't immediately click it because I didn't find it funny at first) so I can't credit the poster. If you find him/her, do tell!
How many times do you need to tickle a squid to make it laugh?
My wife made one of those huge-ass squids plush (search squid plush on google image and you'll get the idea) and I need a good name for it.
I immediately though what better than a good pun ? But I can't for the life of me find a good squid pun, help please ?