What do squid say when they smell something gross?

Wow, it really β€œinks” in here πŸ’€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jen_Klen
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As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight

they're well armed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bronzeaardvark
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What do you call the section of hospital dedicated to squid?

Squidward

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Persons1001
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.

So we did it squid pro quo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoMoreTerritory
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call a baby squid?

An inkling

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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Someone just threw a squid at my car...

Now my windshield is kraken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?

Ten tickles !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BurritoWithDreads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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What do you call a baby squid with a great idea?

I dunno, but I've got an inkling...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mandlebrotha
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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What can you get from a squid that will make you laugh?

Ten tickles.

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I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.

He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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A squid seaman cried helplessly:

"I've lost my ten tackles!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Srayel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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So the flounder was chatting with his eel friend and asked, "Have you heard about the new twin squid?" And the eel replied...

"Yeah, I heard they were totally i-tentacle!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What do you call a Dothraki riding a squid?

Khal Amari

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewbaccaNZ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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How does a squid go into battle?

Well armed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you get when you cross a duck and a squid?

A quacken

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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You know who said: 'Let them eat squid'?

Calamari-Antoinette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/proborc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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How do you get a squid to laugh?

Ten tickles

BONUS: How can you be sure you’re doing it right?

Test tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketrhinoceros
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gingernuts13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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What do you call a group of squids?

A squad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow__BoT
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?

Food for thought, isn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darrylpark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Why wasn't the giant squid terrorising ships last night?

He was too busy Kraken open a cold one with the Buoys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blxckoxt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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How many tickles does it take to tickle a squid?

Tentickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrlionheart00
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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What do you call a Rastafarian squid?

Bob Calamarley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2018
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Sea life returning favors is Squid Pro Quo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MayonnaiseUnicorn
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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Why don't the baby squid like to play with the baby hermit crab?

They think he's shellfish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LowLevelBagman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

TEN-ticles




I got that from a post in Splatoon's Miiverse, but it flashed quickly by my Wii U Menu (and I didn't immediately click it because I didn't find it funny at first) so I can't credit the poster. If you find him/her, do tell!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thiagovscoelho
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2015
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What do you call a stupid squid?

Inkcompetant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HulasticPanda
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2017
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How many times do you need to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

How many times do you need to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr00000100
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2015
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How many tickles does is take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/temoignage
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2016
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I need good squid puns, help please ?

My wife made one of those huge-ass squids plush (search squid plush on google image and you'll get the idea) and I need a good name for it.

I immediately though what better than a good pun ? But I can't for the life of me find a good squid pun, help please ?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/packadal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2011
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Why did the squid laugh?

Because it had ten tickles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/earthree
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh??

Tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mipear_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2018
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