How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?

Ten tickles !

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I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.

He wouldn’t stop kraken jokes.

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So the flounder was chatting with his eel friend and asked, "Have you heard about the new twin squid?" And the eel replied...

"Yeah, I heard they were totally i-tentacle!"

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How does a squid go into battle?

Well armed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oxfordthethird
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I’ll give you a bite of my fish eggs if you give me an bite of your squid ink pasta.

It’ll be a squid pro roe.

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What do you call a Dothraki riding a squid?

Khal Amari

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewbaccaNZ
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Even though a squid has two more appendages than an octopus, they can only count to nine...

... because tentacles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
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You know who said: 'Let them eat squid'?

Calamari-Antoinette.

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What do you get when you cross a duck and a squid?

A quacken

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Ten-tickles

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What do you call a group of squids?

A squad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow__BoT
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How do you get a squid to laugh?

Ten tickles

BONUS: How can you be sure you’re doing it right?

Test tickles

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Did you know that a Squid’s esophagus goes through its brain?

Food for thought, isn’t it?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cylasbreakdown
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What's a group of squids called?

A squad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wladdepol
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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

Tentacles

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Sea life returning favors is Squid Pro Quo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MayonnaiseUnicorn
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How many tickles does it take to tickle a squid?

Tentickles

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What do you call a Rastafarian squid?

Bob Calamarley

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Why wasn't the giant squid terrorising ships last night?

He was too busy Kraken open a cold one with the Buoys

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Why don't the baby squid like to play with the baby hermit crab?

They think he's shellfish

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What do you call a stupid squid?

Inkcompetant

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?

TEN-ticles




I got that from a post in Splatoon's Miiverse, but it flashed quickly by my Wii U Menu (and I didn't immediately click it because I didn't find it funny at first) so I can't credit the poster. If you find him/her, do tell!

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How many tickles does is take to make a squid laugh?

Ten tickles.

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How many times do you need to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

How many times do you need to tickle a squid to make it laugh?

Ten tickles

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I need good squid puns, help please ?

My wife made one of those huge-ass squids plush (search squid plush on google image and you'll get the idea) and I need a good name for it.

I immediately though what better than a good pun ? But I can't for the life of me find a good squid pun, help please ?

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Why did the squid laugh?

Because it had ten tickles!

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How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh??

Tentacles.

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