What do squid say when they smell something gross?
Wow, it really βinksβ in here π
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︎ May 23 2021
As a rule of thumb ALWAYS have a squid on your side when you're in a fight
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︎ Feb 05 2021
What do you call the section of hospital dedicated to squid?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
My pen ran out of ink and an ink fairy in the shape of a squid appeared. He said if I let him eat my dinner of shrimp he'd help me out by giving me some ink. The deal smelled kind of fishy, but I needed to finish my homework.
So we did it squid pro quo
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︎ Oct 19 2020
What do you call a baby squid?
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︎ Oct 23 2020
Someone just threw a squid at my car...
Now my windshield is kraken.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
How many tickles must you give a squid to make it laugh ?
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︎ Aug 07 2020
What do you call a baby squid with a great idea?
I dunno, but I've got an inkling...
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︎ Sep 30 2020
I met an annoying squid who wanted to become a comedian.
He wouldnβt stop kraken jokes.
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︎ Jul 11 2020
A squid seaman cried helplessly:
"I've lost my ten tackles!"
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︎ Aug 24 2020
So the flounder was chatting with his eel friend and asked, "Have you heard about the new twin squid?" And the eel replied...
"Yeah, I heard they were totally i-tentacle!"
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︎ Jun 11 2020
What do you call a Dothraki riding a squid?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
How does a squid go into battle?
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︎ Feb 09 2020
What do you get when you cross a duck and a squid?
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︎ Aug 04 2019
You know who said: 'Let them eat squid'?
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︎ Oct 25 2019
How do you get a squid to laugh?
Ten tickles
BONUS: How can you be sure youβre doing it right?
Test tickles
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︎ Jan 21 2019
What do you call a group of squids?
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︎ May 16 2019
Did you know that a Squidβs esophagus goes through its brain?
Food for thought, isnβt it?
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︎ Mar 16 2019
Why wasn't the giant squid terrorising ships last night?
He was too busy Kraken open a cold one with the Buoys
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︎ Jun 23 2017
What do you call a Rastafarian squid?
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︎ Jul 11 2018
Sea life returning favors is Squid Pro Quo
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︎ Nov 24 2018
Why don't the baby squid like to play with the baby hermit crab?
They think he's shellfish
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︎ Apr 19 2018
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
TEN-ticles
I got that from a post in Splatoon's Miiverse, but it flashed quickly by my Wii U Menu (and I didn't immediately click it because I didn't find it funny at first) so I can't credit the poster. If you find him/her, do tell!
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︎ Sep 19 2015
What do you call a stupid squid?
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︎ Aug 10 2017
I need good squid puns, help please ?
My wife made one of those huge-ass squids plush (search squid plush on google image and you'll get the idea) and I need a good name for it.
I immediately though what better than a good pun ?
But I can't for the life of me find a good squid pun, help please ?
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︎ Jul 17 2011
What can you get from a squid that will make you laugh?
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︎ Sep 12 2020
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
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︎ Sep 18 2019
Why did the squid laugh?
Because it had ten tickles!
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︎ Sep 20 2019
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh?
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︎ Mar 05 2019
How many tickles does it take to tickle a squid?
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︎ Jun 10 2018
How many tickles does it take to make a squid laugh??
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︎ Apr 26 2018
How many times do you need to tickle a squid to make it laugh?
How many times do you need to tickle a squid to make it laugh?
Ten tickles
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︎ Apr 19 2015
How many tickles does is take to make a squid laugh?
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︎ Apr 14 2016
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