Squidward Puns

A list of puns related to "Squidward"

What's the name of Squidward's wife?

First name is Claire, last name Nets and her middle name starts with I, i don't know her middle name.

It's Claire I. Nets

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👤︎ u/blazinbluecolor
📅︎ Oct 22 2018
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What do you call the section of hospital dedicated to squid?

Squidward

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👤︎ u/Persons1001
📅︎ Dec 30 2020
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My friend is getting rich by taking pictures of salmon dressed in human clothes.

It’s like shooting fish in apparel.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 20 2020
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What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

Claustrophobic.

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👤︎ u/BreakingGarrick
📅︎ Dec 18 2016
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