How do you make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jollyflyingcactus
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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How many fingers does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RootbeerDreams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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From my 4 year old daughter: What does a shoe call an octopus?

A socktopus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jradio610
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I gave a octopus a pie

He wasn’t to happy when it was a octopi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidenAvocado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What do you call an octopus that can't count?

A septopus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaydezi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"

"Ten tickles."

I'm so proud to bring you this super high quality dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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How do you make an octopus laugh?

Give it ten tickles (tentacles).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAra_CHAOS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaystibelman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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What do you call a group of octopus hookers?

Octpussies

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?

Enough drumsticks for everybody.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/specklesinc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?

What’s Kraken!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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How do you make an octopus jolly?

Turn him into cala-merry.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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Did you hear about the electrician who hired an Octopus?

Because many hands make lights work

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mqbpjmc2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citrusdeluxe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Did you hear about the octopus that played football?

He had ten-tackles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uhavethebiggay
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Most people think an octopus has 8 legs...

Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

10 tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chennai_buzzer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What do you get when you cross a cat with an octopus?

A visit from the ethics department and immediate withdrawal of your funding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sikkerhet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cervezacaliente
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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What was wrong with the busy octopus?

Nothing, he was just octopi’d.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newfoundrapture
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Why'd the giant octopus eat 2 ships filled with potatoes?

Cuz you can't eat just one potato ship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boofaka
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make and octopus laugh?

8?

No.... it’s ten. Ten-tickles. πŸ™

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marc--
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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Shark: Once, I had a tough fight with an octopus.

He was well-armed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/khAngnghiEmm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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How did the octopus do on his first football match?

He got tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles....

I’m not sorry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ironblood11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-ticles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBaczuk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What do you call an Octopus addicted to drugs?

A crack-en

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisvskris
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Do you know why an octopus is so good at American Football?

It gets ten tackles a play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/falknorRockman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why did the octopus blush?

It just saw the bottom of the ocean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?.

10-tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sophiiie_rebeca27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Octopus : [holding a gun in each hand]

Cat : You're one short buddy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rocketshoe21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus?

Ten-tickles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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An octopus was filming a TV show, but they had to temporarily stop filming

They were experiencing tentacle difficulties

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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How does an octopus go into battle?

Well armed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katv1123
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What do you call a Mexican octopus dish?

Tacoyaki.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WenDMegs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Ten Tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGoodExample
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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How many tickles does in take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tigeresco
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

10 tickles

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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How many tickles does is take to make an octopus laugh

Tentacles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CoupleNovices
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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How do you make an octopus laugh?

With ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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What does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eyemjeph
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Ten tickles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aplay1
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Tentacles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrBatman23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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