How many times do you have to tickle an octopus to make it laugh?
Ten tickles!
Of course it only has eight of those.
So the first two were test tickles!
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I keep seeing the same joke that it takes ten tickles to make an octopus laugh. Can we stop with the harassing of sea life and just...
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Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
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︎ Jan 30 2021
My octopus got loose in a football field.
It took ten tackles to catch him.
(not sure if this has been said before, but I just thought of it)
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What do you get when you cross an Amish man with an octopus?
I don't know either but it sure can pick corn!!
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︎ Apr 20 2021
How did the octopus beat a shark in a fight??
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︎ Mar 01 2021
Yesterday, my friend was called an octopus cube.
You can probably guess he was aghast.
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A sailor walks into a thrift store after he lost a limb to a giant octopus
He said βI heard this is a second-hand shop, where they at?β
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︎ Feb 27 2021
First octopus: βWhat do you like least about being an octopus?β
Second octopus: βWashing my hands before dinnerβ
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︎ Feb 11 2021
From my 4 year old daughter: What does a shoe call an octopus?
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︎ Dec 13 2020
I gave a octopus a pie
He wasnβt to happy when it was a octopi
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︎ Dec 22 2020
"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?"
"Ten tickles."
I'm so proud to bring you this super high quality dad joke.
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What do you call an octopus that can't count?
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What would you get if you crossed a turkey with an octopus?
Enough drumsticks for everybody.
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What do you call a group of octopus hookers?
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What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Did you hear about the electrician who hired an Octopus?
Because many hands make lights work
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︎ Oct 24 2020
Did you hear about the octopus that played football?
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︎ Sep 24 2020
How do you make an octopus jolly?
Turn him into cala-merry.
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Most people think an octopus has 8 legs...
Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms? Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
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What do you get when you cross a cat with an octopus?
A visit from the ethics department and immediate withdrawal of your funding.
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What do you do to make an octopus laugh?
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︎ May 09 2021
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
TEN TICKLES !
Okay Iβll see myself out.
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How many fingers does it take to make an octopus laugh?
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How do you make an octopus laugh?
Give it ten tickles (tentacles).
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