A list of puns related to "Cuttlefish"
Hereβs the sick squid I borrowed off you.
Cuttlefish instead?
We were leaving a pet shop that had the standard assortment of fish, lizards, birds, and hamsters and my daughter said she wanted a fish. We have two cats and I told her that might be a bad idea. I then added that the big problem with fish is that you can't cuddle a fish like you can with cats. She responded by saying "you can with a cuttlefish."
She probably watches too many nature shows.
A little context. We have 2 dogs... it's warm... they shed... ALOT. My wife picked up her flip flops and they were covered in dog fur. She shook them off and a cloud of fur wafted through the kitchen.
Wife: Ya know what doesn't shed?
Me: What?
Wife: Fish. Fish don't shed. But they don't cuddle either.
Me: You could get a cuttlefish!
Her eyes rolled so far into the back of her head she was looking down
Wife: Okay that one should go on reddit.
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