Cephalopods Puns

A list of puns related to "Cephalopods"

Did you hear about the cephalopod that returned the favor?

It was your classic case of Squid Pro Quo.

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👤︎ u/vehiclesales
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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Why do you never let a cephalopod use your toilet?

Because they leave squid marks

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👤︎ u/jacket_with_sleeves
📅︎ May 23 2020
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How do you calculate the surface area of a cephalopod?

Using octoPi

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👤︎ u/carlitos_segway
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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This year I went as Ukraine's most famous cephalopod.
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👤︎ u/jram1818
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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I was at the aquarium and saw two cephalopods helping each other...

It was a clear case of squid pro quo.

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👤︎ u/Quibblicous
📅︎ May 01 2019
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Did you see the face on that politician after they won a cephalopod bribery tournament?

It was quite the squid pro glow!

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👤︎ u/this_time_i_mean_it
📅︎ Nov 09 2019
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Two British cuttlefish are in the pub. One hands the other a sorry-looking cephalopod and says…

Here’s the sick squid I borrowed off you.

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👤︎ u/Carya_spp
📅︎ Apr 02 2019
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What do you call 3.14 intelligent cephalopods?
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👤︎ u/he_zbz
📅︎ Sep 12 2016
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Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite

That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.

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👤︎ u/NAtionalniHIlist
📅︎ Jan 30 2021
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How do you know when an octopus has diarrhea?

It leaves squid-marks.

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👤︎ u/MrsDoubtmeyer
📅︎ Feb 06 2017
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How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

10 tickles

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👤︎ u/SoMe0nE-BG
📅︎ Jul 02 2017
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Why don't you let a cephalopod use your toilet?

Because they leave squid marks

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👤︎ u/jacket_with_sleeves
📅︎ Feb 24 2020
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