Did you hear about the cephalopod that returned the favor?
It was your classic case of Squid Pro Quo.
Why do you never let a cephalopod use your toilet?
Because they leave squid marks
How do you calculate the surface area of a cephalopod?
Using octoPi
I was at the aquarium and saw two cephalopods helping each other...
It was a clear case of squid pro quo.
This year I went as Ukraine's most famous cephalopod.
Did you see the face on that politician after they won a cephalopod bribery tournament?
It was quite the squid pro glow!
Two British cuttlefish are in the pub. One hands the other a sorry-looking cephalopod and saysโฆ
Hereโs the sick squid I borrowed off you.
What do you call 3.14 intelligent cephalopods?
Scientists have discovered that, on occasion, an octopus will "punch" a fish for no reason other than spite
That's called Toxic Molluskulinity.
How do you know when an octopus has diarrhea?
It leaves squid-marks.
How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
10 tickles
Why don't you let a cephalopod use your toilet?
Because they leave squid marks
