18 Hilarious Gill Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, “What’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,

“Currently”

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👤︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls

📅︎ Feb 11 2021

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What do you call a Fish convicted of Murder? GILL-ty

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👤︎ u/JemCrew

📅︎ Sep 10 2017

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Who’s the richest fish in the world?

Gill Gates, the flounder of Mackerelsoft!

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👤︎ u/amazingstacy23

📅︎ May 02 2021

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A fish goes to court for murder

The fish is found “gill”ty

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👤︎ u/26SobbingHorses

📅︎ Jul 30 2020

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Name idea for a fish and chip shop?

We found love in a hopeless plaice.

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👤︎ u/Belcherlot

📅︎ Nov 01 2018

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Two lawyers were comparing clients.

The first one claims his client is trapped in a penny. Answering the second lawyer's confused look, he says, "My client is in a cent."

the second lawyer nods, then says, "Well. My client is a fish head steeped in hot water. You could say he's gill tea."

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👤︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP

📅︎ Jul 03 2020

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Why does The Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because she can't fit into D-shells.

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👤︎ u/imnotlouise

📅︎ Mar 30 2018

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Why did the fish accept its death after losing its respiratory organs?

Because it lost the gill to live.

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👤︎ u/iknowthisischeesy

📅︎ Feb 05 2020

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What did the fish say before commiting murder?

I'm gonna GILL you!

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👤︎ u/RCRadioCarbon

📅︎ Jun 24 2019

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Did you hear the one about the cannibal mermaid?

She would behead other unsuspecting merfolk and toss their gills and necks into hot water, which she would gleefully drink. Luckily, justice was swift, and the courts quickly found her gill-tea.

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👤︎ u/effervescenthoopla

📅︎ Sep 05 2019

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What is it called when a fish works as a blacksmith?

Gilled labor

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👤︎ u/notfawcett

📅︎ Apr 08 2018

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Why do fish hate going to court?

Because they're always found gill-ty

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👤︎ u/SleepyMarshmellow

📅︎ Sep 26 2017

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This woman shouted at me because my fish outfit upset her child.

She got all up in my gill.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi

📅︎ Aug 24 2018

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How do fish pay for their food?

With dollar gills!

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👤︎ u/oceansnowe

📅︎ Feb 13 2018

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Fish never have any luck in court

They’re always gill-ty.

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👤︎ u/PKMKII

📅︎ Sep 02 2018

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What do fish use for money?

Dollar gills.

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👤︎ u/joseisonfire

📅︎ Dec 10 2016

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What did the suicidal fish say?

I'm going to gill myself.

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👤︎ u/coochielvr295

📅︎ Sep 14 2019

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If you steep an innocent fish in hot water...

does it become gill tea?

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👤︎ u/jchazu

📅︎ Nov 10 2013

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