A fish steps outside her house and get hers fins and gills blown out of order by the weather, so she goes back in for a jacket. Her husband asks, β€œWhat’s it like Outside Right Now?” She replies,

β€œCurrently”

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/axolitl-nicerpls
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call a Fish convicted of Murder? GILL-ty
πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/JemCrew
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2017
🚨︎ report
Who’s the richest fish in the world?

Gill Gates, the flounder of Mackerelsoft!

πŸ‘︎ 31
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/amazingstacy23
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2021
🚨︎ report
A fish goes to court for murder

The fish is found β€œgill”ty

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/26SobbingHorses
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Name idea for a fish and chip shop?

We found love in a hopeless plaice.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Belcherlot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
🚨︎ report
Two lawyers were comparing clients.

The first one claims his client is trapped in a penny. Answering the second lawyer's confused look, he says, "My client is in a cent."

the second lawyer nods, then says, "Well. My client is a fish head steeped in hot water. You could say he's gill tea."

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ICWhatsNUrP
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
🚨︎ report
Why does The Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because she can't fit into D-shells.

πŸ‘︎ 80
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/imnotlouise
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
🚨︎ report
Why did the fish accept its death after losing its respiratory organs?

Because it lost the gill to live.

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/iknowthisischeesy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
🚨︎ report
What did the fish say before commiting murder?

I'm gonna GILL you!

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
🚨︎ report
Did you hear the one about the cannibal mermaid?

She would behead other unsuspecting merfolk and toss their gills and necks into hot water, which she would gleefully drink. Luckily, justice was swift, and the courts quickly found her gill-tea.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
🚨︎ report
What is it called when a fish works as a blacksmith?

Gilled labor

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/notfawcett
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2018
🚨︎ report
Why do fish hate going to court?

Because they're always found gill-ty

πŸ‘︎ 35
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyMarshmellow
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2017
🚨︎ report
This woman shouted at me because my fish outfit upset her child.

She got all up in my gill.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2018
🚨︎ report
How do fish pay for their food?

With dollar gills!

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/oceansnowe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
🚨︎ report
Fish never have any luck in court

They’re always gill-ty.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PKMKII
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2018
🚨︎ report
What do fish use for money?

Dollar gills.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/joseisonfire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
🚨︎ report
What did the suicidal fish say?

I'm going to gill myself.

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/coochielvr295
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
🚨︎ report
If you steep an innocent fish in hot water...

does it become gill tea?

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jchazu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.