A tadpole turned into a frog.

"Watch where you're going," said the frog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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What does a tadpole become after he's 3 days old?

4 days old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AciTroniX
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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I would avoid tadpoles if I were you

They’re a little fishy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K00lguy720
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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So a father frog jumps into his tadpole's pool and says

"What's hoppin'?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stampytheman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2018
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What do you call a short Polish person?

A Tadpole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ju5t-0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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What's the difference between a baby frog and a moths rent?

One's a tadpole, and the other is a pad toll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlloiJavex
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Dadjoked my (possibly soon-to-be ex)friends at the bar

We were just having a couple beers and watching football when our waitress came by and showed us the tip she received- a $1 bill folded into an origami frog. Friend: "How do you make $1 origami frogs?" Me: "Well, first you start with $1 origami tadpoles" (collective groan)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imminent_meltdown
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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Dad joked my dad while fishing.

Dad "I got a toad fish! This one is a lot smaller than the one you got, maybe it's a baby."

Me "They call them tadpole fish."

Dad "Ughhh"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluecrabby
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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