Tadpole Puns

A list of puns related to "Tadpole"

Watching a little tadpole swim around from one stage of life to another is fascinating.

I just love watching the frogress.

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👤︎ u/beardwithablog
📅︎ Oct 08 2020
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A tadpole turned into a frog.

"Watch where you're going," said the frog.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Mar 01 2020
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What does a tadpole become after he's 3 days old?

4 days old.

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👤︎ u/AciTroniX
📅︎ Aug 22 2019
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I would avoid tadpoles if I were you

They’re a little fishy

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👤︎ u/K00lguy720
📅︎ Jun 05 2019
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So a father frog jumps into his tadpole's pool and says

"What's hoppin'?"

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👤︎ u/stampytheman
📅︎ Jan 06 2018
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If you're 10% Polish...

Does that make you a tadpole?

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👤︎ u/CMDR-Hooker
📅︎ Oct 20 2020
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What do you call a short Polish person?

A Tadpole

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👤︎ u/Ju5t-0
📅︎ Mar 19 2019
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What's the difference between a baby frog and a moths rent?

One's a tadpole, and the other is a pad toll.

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👤︎ u/PlloiJavex
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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Dadjoked my (possibly soon-to-be ex)friends at the bar

We were just having a couple beers and watching football when our waitress came by and showed us the tip she received- a $1 bill folded into an origami frog. Friend: "How do you make $1 origami frogs?" Me: "Well, first you start with $1 origami tadpoles" (collective groan)

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👤︎ u/imminent_meltdown
📅︎ Nov 12 2014
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Dad joked my dad while fishing.

Dad "I got a toad fish! This one is a lot smaller than the one you got, maybe it's a baby."

Me "They call them tadpole fish."

Dad "Ughhh"

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👤︎ u/Bluecrabby
📅︎ Aug 21 2014
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