17 Hilarious Amphibian Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Why amphibians are so annoying?

Because they axolotl questions.

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👤︎ u/Magnusfeli

📅︎ Oct 31 2020

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What do you call a Mexican amphibian that eats a lot?

A Snaxalotl!

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👤︎ u/ravendemyseri

📅︎ Jun 19 2020

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I went to a lesson about shelled amphibians.

They tortoise a lot.

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👤︎ u/M_OrangeJu

📅︎ Jan 07 2020

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How do you call a thankful amphibian?

A Thanxalotl.

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👤︎ u/Iazay

📅︎ Mar 17 2019

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What do you call an amphibian that goes to space?

An Astronewt

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👤︎ u/Future_Tyrant

📅︎ Jan 26 2019

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Why did the amphibian run across the street?

He was about to get toad.

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👤︎ u/cascadiablooms

📅︎ Sep 05 2019

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What side did the amphibian fight for in WWII?

Neither. It was NEWTral!

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👤︎ u/skettenring

📅︎ Aug 12 2019

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What kind of shoes do amphibians wear?

Open toad

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👤︎ u/jetfueldontmeltbeems

📅︎ Jun 05 2019

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What's an amphibian's favourite rapper?

Snoop Frog

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👤︎ u/StephenHunterUK

📅︎ May 14 2019

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What do you call an amphibian that doesn't make noise?

A mewt

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👤︎ u/ThePirateRS

📅︎ Jun 01 2019

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What’s another word for amphibian sperm?

Nadpoles

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👤︎ u/MostStefanitely

📅︎ Dec 17 2018

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Did you hear about the amphibian that was parked illegally?

He was toad.

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👤︎ u/OCR9

📅︎ Oct 19 2018

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I swerved to avoid hitting an amphibian with my car and landed in the ditch.

My car is toadaled.

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👤︎ u/patron_vectras

📅︎ Aug 06 2018

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What do you call an amphibian with a lot of questions?

An ask-a-lotl!

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👤︎ u/TheDesertSnowman

📅︎ May 05 2017

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What do you call a hardware shop run by an amphibian on a mushroom?

Toad's tools

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👤︎ u/Proasek

📅︎ Feb 25 2018

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Tom Cruise is minute.

That's what I named my pet Amphibian.

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👤︎ u/orduk

📅︎ Dec 07 2019

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My science teacher said this today

What do you call an amphibian in the hood?

A ghet-toad.

Groans everywhere.

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👤︎ u/TheNineFiveSeven

📅︎ May 14 2014

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