I have a marsupial joke
I prefer to keep it in my pocket
What do you call it when a Marsupial on drugs makes you a delicious drink out of hot water and plants?
High Koala Tea
Whatβs the difference between an Oklahoman marsupial and a conspirator who lives on the moon?
One is a Sooner lemur and the other is a lunar schemer.
Why didn't the Australian marsupial climb down the tree to drink the beverage waiting for him on the ground?
It was Low Koala Tea
What do you call an all marsupial fighting championship?
Mortal Wombat
What do you call a shirt with a stoned marsupial on it?
High koala tee.
Why couldnβt the Australian marsupial find a job?
Because he was underKoalafied.
I buy all of my chamomile from a pot smoking marsupial.
It's high koala-tea.
My Australian friend was told he may no longer handle marsupials...
I guess you could say he has been dis-koala-fied.
Aussie chef makes sauce thickener out of marsupial fat.
Kanga-roux.
Have you heard about the new chocolate arboreal marsupial bioluminescence?
It's cocoa-koala light.
I prefer to drink tea made from a marsupial that smoked a bunch of weed.
It's the only way I know to have high koala tea.
What happens when a marsupial breaks the law?
They go before a kangaroo court.
Everything is cool when you're marsupials. imgur.com/FXPAE3W
What's it called when you get pranked by marsupials?
A kangaruse.
Yeahβ¦ i know where the door isβ¦β¦
I stole this, just leaf me alone
Tonight I'm gonna have possum soup made from Himalayan Possum,
Because I found Himalayan on the road.
What do you call animals from Mars?
Marsupials.
What do you call a marsupial fighting ring?
Mortal wombat
