Placenta Puns

A list of puns related to "Placenta"

What is a pregnant women's favourite part of a hike?

The water break...

Said this during a hike so it was all the more sweeter to hear the only two dad's chuckle.

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👤︎ u/pomacanthus_asfur
📅︎ Feb 22 2021
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My wife wants our unborn child to be a striker when he grows up

He's not even born yet, but I think he should placenta

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👤︎ u/Anassis
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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