If someone is burnt and needs a skin graft, can I donate the skin tissue on my butt?
I wrote a bunch of dad jokes on tissue paper...
My friend got burned on his face and needed a skin graft, so I gave him from skin tissue from my butt.
A cheek for a cheek as I always say!
Man who sneezes without a tissue
Takes matter into his own hands
How do you make a tissue paper dance?
You put a little boogie in it!
(Heard it from my 7 year old daughter)
Why do they put lotion in tissues?
My son's science fair entry was a volcano made of a fat product from rendering the fatty tissue of a pig. My son's fat teacher waddled around everywhere when he set it off...
The lard ash was everywhere!
My 11 year old: Who is the leader of all tissues?
What type of tissue can you sleep on?
What do you call the second tissue paper?
What do you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?
I keep having to buy new boxes of tissues
I thought I broke my ankle when I tripped on the tissue box
Turns out it was only tissue damage
My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves...
He makes cultured pearls.
Tissues have issues and they are tearable
I was expecting a tissue roll
Do you know how many cubic centimeters of tissue make up an elephant ear?
Me neither--it's not relephant.
HELP WANTED: the Committee of Underlying Nasal Tissue Symptoms needs a new acronym
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
"How do you make a tissue dance?
"You put a little boogie in it."
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
How do you make a tissue dance?
(Got this one from my 4 year old) how do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Never been more proud
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie on it
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
My 9 yr old came up with it all by himself.
How do you make a tissue dance?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Everyone has heard this at least once lol.
How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
(This one's a classic) How do you make a tissue dance?
What type of tissue can you sleep on?
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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