The old beat up sneaker asked his lace if he would make it through the run. The old lace replied
I can tie my shoe laces just by using the power of my mind.
I bet you don't believe me...
I thought knot.
Going to treat myself to Velcro shoes, instead of laces.
I prefer shoe-laces because Velcro is a rip-off.
You heard about the British pig that ties shoe laces very well?
Shoe laces
Wife calls me over to the computer.
Wife: Honey, can you take a look at these shoes for our daughter? They are shock cord bur I don't see a tightener. And I dont know if they tie.
Me: Well, maybe they are Vietnamese.
No laces but I'm still tripping
I like my women like my laces...
TIL that NASA had to develop a new way to tie the laces on the boots of the space suit
It's called an Astro knot
You know no one ever teaches a shoe lace to tie itself
Yeah I guess you could say they're self taut
My shoe laces must have been made my a drug dealer.
Because I’m always tripping.
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day. I don’t know what he laced them with but, I’ve been tripping all day....
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
There was a fire at the shoe factory...
Luckily no soles were lost
The only dad joke I know. My friend asked me to post it. :-)
I bought some shoes off of a drug dealer.
I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin' all day!
My son was being very noisy attaching cross-laced string to an oval frame. I had to tell him...
Never trust a shoe salesman who doubles as a drug dealer
As a sole provider they'll likely get you something that's laced.
If someone ever made potato chips laced with THC, they could call them Blayz
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I think my shoes were laced with acid.
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What sounds like a sneeze and is made of leather?
Bought some shoes from my drug dealer
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Because you don't know what he laces them with and you'll be tripping all day.
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