Why do they put lotion in tissues?
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︎ Apr 07 2021
How do you make a tissue dance?
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︎ Feb 09 2021
My son's science fair entry was a volcano made of a fat product from rendering the fatty tissue of a pig. My son's fat teacher waddled around everywhere when he set it off...
The lard ash was everywhere!
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︎ Mar 02 2021
My 11 year old: Who is the leader of all tissues?
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︎ Dec 20 2020
What type of tissue can you sleep on?
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︎ Sep 17 2020
(Got this one from my 4 year old) how do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
Never been more proud
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︎ Jun 12 2020
What do you call the second tissue paper?
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︎ May 28 2020
What do you call the soft tissue between a sharkβs teeth?
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I keep having to buy new boxes of tissues
I just blow through emβ!
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I thought I broke my ankle when I tripped on the tissue box
Turns out it was only tissue damage
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︎ Nov 05 2019
My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves...
He makes cultured pearls.
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︎ Dec 01 2019
llama get these tissues
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︎ May 11 2019
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
Everyone has heard this at least once lol.
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︎ Aug 16 2019
Tissues have issues and they are tearable
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︎ Oct 13 2019
I was expecting a tissue roll
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︎ Mar 05 2019
Do you know how many cubic centimeters of tissue make up an elephant ear?
Me neither--it's not relephant.
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︎ Jan 19 2019
HELP WANTED: the Committee of Underlying Nasal Tissue Symptoms needs a new acronym
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︎ May 17 2019
How do you make a tissue dance?
Tissues can't dance, silly.
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︎ Feb 23 2019
"How do you make a tissue dance?
"You put a little boogie in it."
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︎ Dec 07 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Oct 15 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Aug 23 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
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︎ Aug 25 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Jun 04 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
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︎ Jul 03 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie on it
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︎ Aug 11 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
My 9 yr old came up with it all by himself.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
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︎ Jun 01 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Jun 12 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Feb 22 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Dec 05 2019
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it
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︎ Jan 28 2019
How do you get a tissue to dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Apr 05 2019
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it!
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︎ Jun 02 2019
(This one's a classic) How do you make a tissue dance?
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︎ Aug 30 2019
What type of tissue can you sleep on?
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︎ Jun 05 2019
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it
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︎ Jun 08 2019
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a little boogie in it.
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︎ May 10 2018
How do you make a tissue dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
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︎ Jan 13 2019
What do you call the soft tissue between a sharkβs teeth?
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