Why do they put lotion in tissues?

To soften the blow

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_SHIT_A_BRICK
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07 2021
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil' boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/peepeeperson111
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09 2021
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My son's science fair entry was a volcano made of a fat product from rendering the fatty tissue of a pig. My son's fat teacher waddled around everywhere when he set it off...

The lard ash was everywhere!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02 2021
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My 11 year old: Who is the leader of all tissues?

The handkerchief

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/onetwopi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20 2020
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What type of tissue can you sleep on?

A nap-kin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/roke619
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17 2020
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(Got this one from my 4 year old) how do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it. Never been more proud

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nhockert23
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2020
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What do you call the second tissue paper?

Kleenext

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2020
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What do you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?

The slowest swimmer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Arkham_Asylum27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26 2020
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I keep having to buy new boxes of tissues

I just blow through em’!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChasingEmbers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15 2020
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I thought I broke my ankle when I tripped on the tissue box

Turns out it was only tissue damage

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eternalrefuge86
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05 2019
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My friend plays classical music to his pet oysters, which he places stones within the soft tissue of their bivalves...

He makes cultured pearls.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 01 2019
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llama get these tissues
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Moreolo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 11 2019
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Everyone has heard this at least once lol.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sir-Are-You-Okay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 16 2019
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Tissues have issues and they are tearable
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RajdorUzu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13 2019
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I was expecting a tissue roll
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/komAnt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05 2019
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Do you know how many cubic centimeters of tissue make up an elephant ear?

Me neither--it's not relephant.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vlintinsky
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 19 2019
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HELP WANTED: the Committee of Underlying Nasal Tissue Symptoms needs a new acronym
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CVSSR
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17 2019
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Tissues can't dance, silly.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JayDeeVeeYes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 23 2019
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"How do you make a tissue dance?

"You put a little boogie in it."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skatergurl1996
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 15 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a lil boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LikeJayURock4180
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MeadowTate108
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 23 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigE7869
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Azeedx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MEJAFog
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie on it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/edgydonut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 11 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

My 9 yr old came up with it all by himself.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/edwisniews21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 11 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Give it a little boogie.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/googonite
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 01 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/That-Big-Man-J
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wolfboy1414
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MikeOfTheWood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 25 2020
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jarfermeister
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05 2019
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/michael_p_jr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28 2019
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How do you get a tissue to dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pnohgi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 05 2019
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mutantbabysnort
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 02 2019
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(This one's a classic) How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SilverWaters793
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2019
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What type of tissue can you sleep on?

A nap-kin.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Mistah-S
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2019
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/1kyubster
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08 2019
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How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kyote94
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2018
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How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kariston
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2019
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What do you call the soft tissue between a shark’s teeth?

The slow swimmer.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pgtart
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 04 2019
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