Which kidney to take?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/steeltitan1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys

When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_obnoxious
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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The doctor today told me I had kidney stones.

It really rocked my world.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Der-Kommissar-III
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero.

But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Everyone has kidneys...

That is unless you’re an adult. Then you have adult knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whoeatscheese
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?

So they are organ-ized.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?

They pick the right one.

That way there's still one left

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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Which donor kidney do doctors always take out?

The right one, so you at least have one left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/easiestEC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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A few years ago, on my 18th birthday, I lost both of my kidneys...

but it’s all good, because now I have adult knees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scatdaddy3000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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England doesn't have a kidney bank,

but it does have a Liverpool.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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I dont need kidneys

I already have grown up knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandknewcar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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Did you know you start out with four kidneys, but lose two of them growing up?

They turn into adult knees.

Be easy guys this is my first semi original dad joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadowKroXIII
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Kidneys....kid neys....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Kidney stones?

I think I'll pass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/talpa710
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys.

When they grow up, two of them become adult knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justshtmypnts
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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My wife said she wanted to be a kidney donor...

I said, β€œWhen we have a child, I think they should keep their knees...”

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery

Hashtag nofilter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hooligan_86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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England doesn't have a kidney bank

But they do have a Liverpool.

Overheard my neighbour telling this joke to his kid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sathri
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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The UK doesnt have a kidney bank...

but it does have a Liverpool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMisterDuck
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Did you know humans are born with 4 kidneys?

By 18, two of them become knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/evandolajakulater
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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Hey guys, who is kidney...

And what test is he failing?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/le-bush-man
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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You haven't got kidney stones, have you? Because that would mean urine trouble!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babydoll_bd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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When you are born you have 4 kidneys

However when you become older you have 2 kidneys and 2 adult nees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarthPhl
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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How many kidneys ya got?

Told this one to my daughter a while back.

She said 2. I said "Nope, you have 4"

Then proceeded to poke her in each side "one kidney, two kidney" and pointed at her knees. "3 kid knee, four kid knee"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Nurse: Okay doc, here's the list of heart and kidney donors in alphabetical order

Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/that-rad-kid
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2020
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What do you call your kidneys once you turn 18?

Adult-neys ROFL

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theCommonSlaw
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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My doctor told me that I needed I kidney

But I had to ask her if I could get an adult-knee instead

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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What did the kidney say to the other organs once he enunciated them into his cult?

Urine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oliverb352007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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Donating a kidney makes you somebody's hero.

Donating 5 makes you a suspect

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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You are born with four kidneys

But when you turn 18 two of them become adult knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiRho517
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Put a hot bag on my back. What are my kidneys now?

Baked Beans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Frankie21_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Adults have 2 kidneys, but most children have 4.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JimmyDabomb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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I took a selfie after my kidneys were removed

Hashtag nofilter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeetyboi8787
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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No matter how old you get your kidneys never become adultneys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CannonPhelan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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Acute kidney failure
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duke9000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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Medical students dread the test on kidney stones.

It's the hardest one to pass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_lord_kinbote_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I no longer have kidneys.

They're adultneys now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thunderystormy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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How many kidneys do kids have?

4! They have 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees

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πŸ‘€︎ u/megyamn
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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How do you ask a kidney doctor if they are there?

"Urine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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My doctor told me I had kidney stones, but that I shouldn't worry, because...

This, too, shall pass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norrisrw
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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If your kid asks you "dad, how many kidneys do i have?" And you don't say 4, are you really a dad?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaxJohnson009
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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I used to have two kidneys, but then I grew up.

Now I have two adult knees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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Did you hear about the dude who died from kidney stones?

Too many drinks on the rocks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shaftdriven73
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Wife: Honey, my kidneys hurt

Husband: Thats impossible because you don't have kidneys

Wife: What do I have then?

Husband: Adultneys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sxcQT
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2019
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England doesn't have a kidney bank...

But it does have a Liverpool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2018
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England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Panda2377
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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England doesn't have a kidney bank but it has a Liverpool
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrocket
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2017
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England doesn't have a Kidney Bank

It does have a LiverPool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twigsnapper
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2019
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When kidneys become old they become...

Adultneys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebear96
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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