TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
The doctor today told me I had kidney stones.
It really rocked my world.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero.
But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.
Everyone has kidneys...
That is unless you’re an adult. Then you have adult knees.
During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?
During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?
They pick the right one.
That way there's still one left
Which donor kidney do doctors always take out?
The right one, so you at least have one left.
A few years ago, on my 18th birthday, I lost both of my kidneys...
but it’s all good, because now I have adult knees!
England doesn't have a kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool.
I dont need kidneys
I already have grown up knees.
Did you know you start out with four kidneys, but lose two of them growing up?
They turn into adult knees.
Be easy guys this is my first semi original dad joke.
TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys.
When they grow up, two of them become adult knees.
My wife said she wanted to be a kidney donor...
I said, “When we have a child, I think they should keep their knees...”
I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery
England doesn't have a kidney bank
But they do have a Liverpool.
Overheard my neighbour telling this joke to his kid.
The UK doesnt have a kidney bank...
but it does have a Liverpool
Did you know humans are born with 4 kidneys?
By 18, two of them become knees.
Hey guys, who is kidney...
And what test is he failing?
You haven't got kidney stones, have you? Because that would mean urine trouble!
When you are born you have 4 kidneys
However when you become older you have 2 kidneys and 2 adult nees
How many kidneys ya got?
Told this one to my daughter a while back.
She said 2. I said "Nope, you have 4"
Then proceeded to poke her in each side "one kidney, two kidney" and pointed at her knees. "3 kid knee, four kid knee"
Nurse: Okay doc, here's the list of heart and kidney donors in alphabetical order
Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)
What do you call your kidneys once you turn 18?
My doctor told me that I needed I kidney
But I had to ask her if I could get an adult-knee instead
What did the kidney say to the other organs once he enunciated them into his cult?
Donating a kidney makes you somebody's hero.
Donating 5 makes you a suspect
You are born with four kidneys
But when you turn 18 two of them become adult knees.
Put a hot bag on my back. What are my kidneys now?
Adults have 2 kidneys, but most children have 4.
I took a selfie after my kidneys were removed
No matter how old you get your kidneys never become adultneys
Medical students dread the test on kidney stones.
It's the hardest one to pass.
I no longer have kidneys.
How many kidneys do kids have?
4! They have 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees
How do you ask a kidney doctor if they are there?
My doctor told me I had kidney stones, but that I shouldn't worry, because...
If your kid asks you "dad, how many kidneys do i have?" And you don't say 4, are you really a dad?
I used to have two kidneys, but then I grew up.
Now I have two adult knees.
Did you hear about the dude who died from kidney stones?
Too many drinks on the rocks
Wife: Honey, my kidneys hurt
Husband: Thats impossible because you don't have kidneys
Wife: What do I have then?
England doesn't have a kidney bank...
But it does have a Liverpool.
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
England doesn't have a kidney bank but it has a Liverpool
England doesn't have a Kidney Bank
When kidneys become old they become...