Did you know when you are born, you have 4 kidneys?
When you grow up, two of them become adult knees.
TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
My teacher was teaching us about the Kidney...
Just before he started he said :
"Urine for a treat!"
I replied with:
"You gotta be kidneying me!"
England doesn’t have a kidney bank
But it does have a Liverpool.
At age 18 I lost both my kidneys...
...from that day in I had adult-neys.
The doctor today told me I had kidney stones.
It really rocked my world.
If you donate a kidney, everybody loves you and you’re a total hero.
But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.
During an autopsy, why are the heart, kidneys, liver and lungs arranged alphabetically?
Everyone has kidneys...
That is unless you’re an adult. Then you have adult knees.
During an organ donation how do doctors decide which kidney to pick?
They pick the right one.
That way there's still one left
Did you know you start out with four kidneys, but lose two of them growing up?
They turn into adult knees.
Be easy guys this is my first semi original dad joke.
Which donor kidney do doctors always take out?
The right one, so you at least have one left.
I took a selfie after my kidney removal surgery
I dont need kidneys
I already have grown up knees.
You haven't got kidney stones, have you? Because that would mean urine trouble!
My wife said she wanted to be a kidney donor...
I said, “When we have a child, I think they should keep their knees...”
England doesn't have a kidney bank
But they do have a Liverpool.
Overheard my neighbour telling this joke to his kid.
Hey guys, who is kidney...
And what test is he failing?
When you are born you have 4 kidneys
However when you become older you have 2 kidneys and 2 adult nees
My doctor told me that I needed I kidney
But I had to ask her if I could get an adult-knee instead
How many kidneys ya got?
Told this one to my daughter a while back.
She said 2. I said "Nope, you have 4"
Then proceeded to poke her in each side "one kidney, two kidney" and pointed at her knees. "3 kid knee, four kid knee"
Nurse: Okay doc, here's the list of heart and kidney donors in alphabetical order
Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)
What do you call your kidneys once you turn 18?
Donating a kidney makes you somebody's hero.
Donating 5 makes you a suspect
What did the kidney say to the other organs once he enunciated them into his cult?
Adults have 2 kidneys, but most children have 4.
I no longer have kidneys.
No matter how old you get your kidneys never become adultneys
Medical students dread the test on kidney stones.
It's the hardest one to pass.
My doctor told me I had kidney stones, but that I shouldn't worry, because...
If your kid asks you "dad, how many kidneys do i have?" And you don't say 4, are you really a dad?
TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys
When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees
TIL: Humans are born with four kidneys.
When they grow up, two of them become adult knees.
England doesn't have a kidney bank,
but it does have a Liverpool.
Did you know humans are born with 4 kidneys?
By 18, two of them become knees.
The UK doesnt have a kidney bank...
but it does have a Liverpool
England doesn't have a kidney bank...
But it does have a Liverpool.
You are born with four kidneys
But when you turn 18 two of them become adult knees.
England doesn't have a kidney bank but it has a Liverpool
I took a selfie after my kidneys were removed
England doesn't have a kidney bank. But it does have a Liverpool.
How do you ask a kidney doctor if they are there?
England doesn't have a Kidney Bank
How many kidneys do kids have?
4! They have 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees
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