Kidney Puns

When they grow up, two of them becomes adult knees

It really rocked my world.

But try donating five kidneys and suddenly everyone is yelling and the police get involved.

That is unless you’re an adult. Then you have adult knees.

So they are organ-ized.

They pick the right one.

That way there's still one left

The right one, so you at least have one left.

but it’s all good, because now I have adult knees!

but it does have a Liverpool.

I already have grown up knees.

They turn into adult knees.

Be easy guys this is my first semi original dad joke.

I think I'll pass.

I said, “When we have a child, I think they should keep their knees...”

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But they do have a Liverpool.

Overheard my neighbour telling this joke to his kid.

but it does have a Liverpool

And what test is he failing?

However when you become older you have 2 kidneys and 2 adult nees

Told this one to my daughter a while back.

She said 2. I said "Nope, you have 4"

Then proceeded to poke her in each side "one kidney, two kidney" and pointed at her knees. "3 kid knee, four kid knee"

Doc: Wow, it's very organized ;)

Adult-neys ROFL

But I had to ask her if I could get an adult-knee instead

Urine.

Donating 5 makes you a suspect

Baked Beans

It's the hardest one to pass.

They're adultneys now.

This, too, shall pass

Too many drinks on the rocks

Husband: Thats impossible because you don't have kidneys

Wife: What do I have then?

Husband: Adultneys

When they grow up, two of them become adult knees.

By 18, two of them become knees.

But it does have a Liverpool.

But when you turn 18 two of them become adult knees.

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4! They have 2 kidneys and 2 kid knees

It does have a LiverPool

Adultneys

Now I have two adult knees.