The Goblin Shark Is The Oldest Living Vertebrate...

...Living Up To 400 Years Old!

Marine 1 - How Do They Know That?

Marine 2 - They Checked His Birth Certificate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colossal_chris
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2016
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A man who recently had vertebral surgery was asked to watch a horror movie. His response:

No thanks, I don’t have the spine for it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maxusthebeast
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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