At first I wasn't going to get a brain transplant,
but then I changed my mind.
Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?
...Just some food for thought.
Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?
It was a real stroke of genius
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
I was punned by my own brain
There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.
First one that comes to mind....
I didn’t think brain surgery was ethnical...
But after a successful surgery the Dr changed my mind
What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?
The first woman who gave brain had an open mind.
When God was handing out brains
I thought he said trains and I missed mine
When he was handing out noses
I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one
and he gave it me too
When he was handing out willies
I thought he said chillies
So I asked for a small hot one
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The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
Neurologist said my brain was perfect!
He said it looked like it had never been used!
(True story, that. Meaning that he said it. I'm guessing it's something he enjoys saying to people who he doesn't have to give bad or concerning news to.)
COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a peace of mind.
Forgive my brain, but I felt the urge to share this baby of mine
I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
I was asked to illustrate a brain fart
Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.
What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?
A herd-it-before!
3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins.
One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.
Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.
I didn’t want to get the brain transplant.
But after I met the surgeon he changed my mind.
I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...
I was the receipient of a partial brain transplant
To whomever donated: You just had to give me a piece of your mind
Teacher: why are you smiling? My brain:
What’s the best community to find brain washers?
Doctor: Your brain fell out after your accident, but we managed to put it back in.
Me: Thanks for reminding me.
Yeah this is big brain time
I ask someone, what's the most brain dead subreddit
He replied with r/Zombies
What is a brain?
It is in my head but I can't explain.
My friend was diagnosed with water on the brain...
We gave him a tap on the head and he is fine now.
A brain and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar...
Brain: “I’d like a pint for my friend and I”
Bartender: “Sorry, sir I can’t serve you”
Brain: “Why not?!”
Bartender: “Well, you look like you’re out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!”
TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!
Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?
Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!
I have a brain like a computer.
Unfortunately it was made in the early 60's and is now obsolete.
I didn't want to have a brain surgery
But the neurosurgeon changed my mind
I decided to have a brain transplant.
I wasn't originally planning to get a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...
...but then I changed my mind.
Doctor: your brain fell out during the accident but don't worry I put it back in
Me: thanks for reminding me
Why does keeping a fish aquarium calm the brain?
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain because...
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