At first I wasn't going to get a brain transplant,
but then I changed my mind.
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οΈ Jan 14 2021
Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?
...Just some food for thought.
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οΈ Dec 12 2020
Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?
It was a real stroke of genius
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οΈ Jan 12 2021
How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?
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οΈ Dec 17 2020
I was punned by my own brain
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οΈ Nov 12 2020
There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.
First one that comes to mind....
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οΈ Dec 15 2020
Surfing the brain waves
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οΈ Oct 03 2020
Eye roll upto the brain
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οΈ Oct 03 2020
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οΈ Nov 28 2020
I didnβt think brain surgery was ethnical...
But after a successful surgery the Dr changed my mind
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οΈ Dec 17 2020
What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?
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οΈ Nov 29 2020
The first woman who gave brain had an open mind.
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οΈ Oct 14 2020
When God was handing out brains
I thought he said trains and I missed mine
When he was handing out noses
I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one
and he gave it me too
When he was handing out willies
I thought he said chillies
So I asked for a small hot one
Please add more below.......................
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οΈ Oct 20 2020
The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so heβd have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess weβll call him Eggplant now
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οΈ Nov 12 2020
Neurologist said my brain was perfect!
He said it looked like it had never been used!
(True story, that. Meaning that he said it. I'm guessing it's something he enjoys saying to people who he doesn't have to give bad or concerning news to.)
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οΈ Nov 11 2020
COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.
Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.
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οΈ Oct 02 2020
What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?
They will give you a peace of mind.
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οΈ Oct 12 2020
Forgive my brain, but I felt the urge to share this baby of mine
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οΈ Sep 29 2020
I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
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οΈ Sep 11 2020
I was asked to illustrate a brain fart
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οΈ Aug 29 2020
Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.
What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?
A herd-it-before!
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οΈ Sep 22 2020
Big brain time
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οΈ Jun 29 2020
3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out
Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".
Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.
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οΈ Aug 22 2020
Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain
Due to all the indoor fins.
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οΈ Aug 10 2020
One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.
Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.
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οΈ Sep 15 2020
I didnβt want to get the brain transplant.
But after I met the surgeon he changed my mind.
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οΈ Sep 19 2020
I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...
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οΈ Aug 25 2020
I was the receipient of a partial brain transplant
To whomever donated: You just had to give me a piece of your mind
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οΈ Aug 30 2020
Teacher: why are you smiling? My brain:
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οΈ Jun 29 2020
Whatβs the best community to find brain washers?
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οΈ Aug 15 2020
Doctor: Your brain fell out after your accident, but we managed to put it back in.
Me: Thanks for reminding me.
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οΈ Jun 05 2020
Yeah this is big brain time
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οΈ Jan 10 2020
I ask someone, what's the most brain dead subreddit
He replied with r/Zombies
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οΈ Aug 01 2020
What is a brain?
It is in my head but I can't explain.
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οΈ Jun 21 2020
Big Brain Time Alert
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οΈ Apr 16 2020
My friend was diagnosed with water on the brain...
We gave him a tap on the head and he is fine now.
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οΈ May 09 2020
A brain and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar...
Brain: βIβd like a pint for my friend and Iβ
Bartender: βSorry, sir I canβt serve youβ
Brain: βWhy not?!β
Bartender: βWell, you look like youβre out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!β
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οΈ May 06 2020
TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.
Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination
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οΈ Feb 28 2020
Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!
Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?
Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!
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οΈ Jun 19 2018
I have a brain like a computer.
Unfortunately it was made in the early 60's and is now obsolete.
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οΈ Apr 09 2020
I didn't want to have a brain surgery
But the neurosurgeon changed my mind
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οΈ Oct 02 2020
I decided to have a brain transplant.
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οΈ Aug 17 2020
I wasn't originally planning to get a brain transplant
But then I changed my mind
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οΈ Oct 22 2020
I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...
...but then I changed my mind.
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οΈ Oct 06 2020
Doctor: your brain fell out during the accident but don't worry I put it back in
Me: thanks for reminding me
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οΈ Jan 29 2020
Why does keeping a fish aquarium calm the brain?
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οΈ Mar 18 2020
Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain because...
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οΈ Apr 23 2020
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