At first I wasn't going to get a brain transplant,

but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tacoenthusiast
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Did you know that fish are a great source of omega 3, which is great for helping the brain function?

...Just some food for thought.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EtoStui
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Remember when Albert Einstein lost blood supply to his brain?

It was a real stroke of genius

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JackoMabreda
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How did the dentist become a brain surgeon?

His drill slipped

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Piano_Trombone_Guy
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I was punned by my own brain
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Queen-of-meme
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There are several reasons that a brain fetish is weird.

First one that comes to mind....

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/potatoeoe
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Surfing the brain waves
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iuseredditandimbored
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Eye roll upto the brain
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LazyYoda
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Dads, do you have the brain power for this joke? /r/cleanjokes/comments/k2…
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/inspire_me_please
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I didn’t think brain surgery was ethnical...

But after a successful surgery the Dr changed my mind

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RICKDOGG424
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17 2020
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What is Pinky's (of Pinky and the Brain) favorite toy?

NARF! Guns

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/heybuddy313
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 29 2020
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The first woman who gave brain had an open mind.
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Edwinflames
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When God was handing out brains

I thought he said trains and I missed mine

When he was handing out noses

I thought he said roses so I asked for a big red one

and he gave it me too

When he was handing out willies

I thought he said chillies

So I asked for a small hot one

Please add more below.......................

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20 2020
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The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.

Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PoohsySlayer69
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Neurologist said my brain was perfect!

He said it looked like it had never been used!

(True story, that. Meaning that he said it. I'm guessing it's something he enjoys saying to people who he doesn't have to give bad or concerning news to.)

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xwhy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 11 2020
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COVID-19 can cause damage to the brain, heart, and lungs.

Luckily for Trump, he just needs to worry about lung damage.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2020
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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a peace of mind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mcc98
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12 2020
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Forgive my brain, but I felt the urge to share this baby of mine
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ClerSeaworth
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29 2020
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I wasn't originally planning on getting a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 11 2020
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I was asked to illustrate a brain fart

I’m drawing a blank

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ScreaminTom
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Why panning the river in my brain, this lil' gold nugget came to me.

What do you call a Dinosaur that knows everything?

A herd-it-before!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/yolosute
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 22 2020
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Big brain time
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PENTOVILLIANKING
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3D Print Shop Name pun that blows your brains out

Im opening a 3D Printing Shop and I need that million dollar name. Something that makes you look at it and think " F*ck that's one of those names that sells itself ".

Trusting reddit community for the edgiest puns or mindless creativity.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Marjers
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22 2020
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Keeping tropical fish at home can have a calming effect on the brain

Due to all the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Messicanhero
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10 2020
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One time in my anatomy class, we dissected a sheep brain and I have to admit, I felt a bit sheepish about it.

Sorry, that was just a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d joke.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 15 2020
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I didn’t want to get the brain transplant.

But after I met the surgeon he changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/big_cock_lach
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19 2020
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I boasted to my son, "Did you know scientists discovered that the brains of male parents irreversibly change after their first child was born?" He rolled his eyes and ignored me, but I carried on...

"They become brain-dad!"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 25 2020
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I was the receipient of a partial brain transplant

To whomever donated: You just had to give me a piece of your mind

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 30 2020
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Teacher: why are you smiling? My brain:
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/peepeebigg
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What’s the best community to find brain washers?

Indoctrination.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 15 2020
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Doctor: Your brain fell out after your accident, but we managed to put it back in.

Me: Thanks for reminding me.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05 2020
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Yeah this is big brain time
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheHyperthetical
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2020
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I ask someone, what's the most brain dead subreddit

He replied with r/Zombies

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Wornsy21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01 2020
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What is a brain?

It is in my head but I can't explain.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BobbyBrownOlaf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21 2020
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Big Brain Time Alert
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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Soda_Monster
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My friend was diagnosed with water on the brain...

We gave him a tap on the head and he is fine now.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09 2020
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A brain and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar...

Brain: β€œI’d like a pint for my friend and I”

Bartender: β€œSorry, sir I can’t serve you”

Brain: β€œWhy not?!”

Bartender: β€œWell, you look like you’re out of your head, and your friend looks like he wants to start something!”

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mnhill2088
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 06 2020
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TIL the color magenta doesn't exist, it is your brain trying to make sense of your red and blue cones activating while the green is inactive.

Turns out, it's a pigment of your imagination

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ThrownAwayUsername
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28 2020
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Doctor: Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80s music!

Me: Yikes! What is The Cure?

Doctor: Oh my God. It is worse than I thought!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
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I have a brain like a computer.

Unfortunately it was made in the early 60's and is now obsolete.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sparkei1ca
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09 2020
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I didn't want to have a brain surgery

But the neurosurgeon changed my mind

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phlegmaticguy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02 2020
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I decided to have a brain transplant.

Then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hang-me-im-guilty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 17 2020
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I wasn't originally planning to get a brain transplant

But then I changed my mind

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/professorf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22 2020
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I wasn't originally going to get a brain transplant...

...but then I changed my mind.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TopDawg117
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06 2020
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Doctor: your brain fell out during the accident but don't worry I put it back in

Me: thanks for reminding me

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/A1B1D1U1L1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29 2020
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Why does keeping a fish aquarium calm the brain?

All the indoor fins.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JadedByEntropy
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Keeping tropical fish in your home has a calming effect on the brain because...

...of the indoor fins...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/madazzahatter
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