what did the cell say when it’s sister stepped on it’s foot

ouch mitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nevaehdiastae
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Why does Compton have the best cell data?

Because they have the most G’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morsodo99
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My friend, the anthropomorphic cell phone was in dire Straits

He walked into the police station and yelled "help! I'm on five per cent!" First, a cop punched him. Then, one of them plugged him in to a power bank Suddenly he had reached 100%. It was a miracle They charged him with assault and battery

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalterNewton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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How do cells takes a photo of themselves?

By taking Cellfies

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A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...

It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordoftheClouds00
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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jch308
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My friend studies the science of unspecialized cells that can divide to produce some cells that are destined to become specialized....

He's a stem major.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
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My cell phone got drunk.

It took too many screenshots.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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I realized today the life of a blood cell is truly futile..

After all, it lives its whole life in vein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_pendragon
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D cells, D cells...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tomgreen99
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How can you get drunk using your cell phone?

Take a lot of screen shots!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrankEOG
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I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what it’s called?

Tellulater.

I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.

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Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....

Don't let it replace your family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My sister, the biologist, was studying cell division when she dropped her microscope on my toe.

Mitosis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What do you call a small cell phone?

A microphone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Theodore3216
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Why did the cell phone have to wear glasses?

Because it lost its contacts

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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*Sad Red Blood Cell Noises*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ananay83
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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A rich man who got sent to jail decided to pay to upgrade his prison cell.

He is now behind gold bars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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β€ͺHow do you make your cell phone smarter? ‬ β€ͺ

Turn up the brightness. ‬

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Cell phone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nathanaelmaalm
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My cell signal always drops when I work the front desk at work and I can't get calls.

Bad reception.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/melmia88
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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I use my cell phone as an alarm clock.

I call it Veriz'n shine..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chowderneck
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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The real reason new cell phones break easy is because of gravity.

No phone back then was subject to multiple Gs and now we're up to 5G!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leebo
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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Science has found that honeybee venom helps kill aggressive breast cancer cells.

They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rahulabon
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Cell Phone Box
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πŸ‘€︎ u/omgitsmint
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.

I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."

She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trich101
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Son:What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?

Dad:Their effort goes in vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yaboi_akshat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What do you call taking a picture of your own cells under a microscope?

a Cell-fie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waterburst789
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Why do plants propagate so easily? Because they have a lot of stem cells.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SanjisHere
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Cells
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dufosho
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What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?

ET&T

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Youwantfuckame
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2020
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What cell service provider do track stars use?

Sprint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/funnydeadpool
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Do they use cell phones in prison?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hesso921
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Get it it’s because it’s a Cell wall
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In cells
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spoonicide
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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How do you determine the sex of a cell?

You pull down it's genes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/t_brad32
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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What was the cell phone provider's baby's first word ?

DA TA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
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What did the first African cell phone user say to other African cell phone user?

Kenya here me now?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jspittman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Me and my ex cell mates talk all the time.

We like to talk about spreadsheets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InkJetPrinters
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?

Mitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kunalbee
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What did the cell say when it’s sister stepped on it’s foot

Mitosis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GLIZZYGOD999
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What did the cell say when their sister stepped on their toe?

Ow! That's my toe sis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxesarezuper
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What did the cell say to the other cell who stepped on its foot?

Ouch, mitosis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KhalCottonCandy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?

Oh my toe sis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dulfuckyourself
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I'll try to cell this one too you...

What did the cell say to it's sibling when she stepped on his toe?

My toe sis...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OffDutyTaoist
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