Why does Compton have the best cell data?
Because they have the most G’s.
My friend, the anthropomorphic cell phone was in dire Straits
He walked into the police station and yelled "help! I'm on five per cent!"
First, a cop punched him.
Then, one of them plugged him in to a power bank
Suddenly he had reached 100%. It was a miracle
They charged him with assault and battery
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his foot?
How do cells takes a photo of themselves?
A red blood cell was travelling through the bloodstream...
It bumped into another cell and screamed "Jesus Christ!!" God was not happy, he said "You should never use the Lords name in vein."
What did the cell say when his sister stepped on his toe?
My friend studies the science of unspecialized cells that can divide to produce some cells that are destined to become specialized....
My cell phone got drunk.
It took too many screenshots.
I realized today the life of a blood cell is truly futile..
After all, it lives its whole life in vein
How can you get drunk using your cell phone?
Take a lot of screen shots!
I have designed a way to combine cell phone and moving stair technologies. Want to know what it’s called?
Tellulater.
I had to pull of the road to post this cause I’ve been laughing at myself for the last 5 miles.
Your cell phone has already replaced your watch, camera, calendar and alarm clock....
Don't let it replace your family.
My sister, the biologist, was studying cell division when she dropped her microscope on my toe.
What do you call a small cell phone?
Why did the cell phone have to wear glasses?
Because it lost its contacts
A rich man who got sent to jail decided to pay to upgrade his prison cell.
He is now behind gold bars.
*Sad Red Blood Cell Noises*
How do you make your cell phone smarter?
Turn up the brightness.
I use my cell phone as an alarm clock.
I call it Veriz'n shine..
My cell signal always drops when I work the front desk at work and I can't get calls.
The real reason new cell phones break easy is because of gravity.
No phone back then was subject to multiple Gs and now we're up to 5G!
Science has found that honeybee venom helps kill aggressive breast cancer cells.
They've updated their name reflecting their new job to Boobees.
My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.
I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."
She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.
Son:What happens when white blood cells fail to protect us from an infection?
Dad:Their effort goes in vein.
What do you call taking a picture of your own cells under a microscope?
Why do plants propagate so easily? Because they have a lot of stem cells.
What's the name of the largest cell service provider for alien life forms?
What cell service provider do track stars use?
Do they use cell phones in prison?
Get it it’s because it’s a Cell wall
What did the first African cell phone user say to other African cell phone user?
What was the cell phone provider's baby's first word ?
How do you determine the sex of a cell?
Me and my ex cell mates talk all the time.
We like to talk about spreadsheets.
What did the cell say when it’s sister stepped on it’s foot
What did the cell say when their sister stepped on their toe?
What did the cell say to the other cell who stepped on its foot?
What does the cell say to his sister when she steps on his toe?
I'll try to cell this one too you...
What did the cell say to it's sibling when she stepped on his toe?
My toe sis...
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