So my friends just bought a house with a wine cellar that has an elevator...

I guess you could say it lifted their spirits

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👤︎ u/tromax64
📅︎ Feb 16 2017
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Ive invented a product that increases the size of your basement...

I hope it is a big cellar.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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Just finished a book about the greatest basement to ever exist

It was a best cellar.

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👤︎ u/bermobaron
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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What the name of the best wine shop in town?

Best cellar

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👤︎ u/ChewieShot
📅︎ Jan 23 2020
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This contractor knocked on my door today and convinced me to invest in wine storage

He was a stellar cellar seller

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📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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Im writing a book about basements

I hope it makes the New York Times Best Cellars list.

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📅︎ Oct 18 2018
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The antenna wedding was good,

but the reception was great.

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👤︎ u/lod254
📅︎ Jul 06 2018
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My architect friend made millions by inventing the upside down house.

It is a top cellar.

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📅︎ Jul 24 2018
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The sleeper agent dad

My family and I were out for brunch at a somewhat fancy hotel restaurant. It was a buffet and they had set up the desserts in the wine cellar/room.

My dad, nearing the end of his meal, asks "Where's the dessert?"

I point and say, "In the wine cellar" but in between the cellar and me is my mom and it looks like I'm pointing to her.

Dad responds with, "Sell her? I still need her though."

I sat there a little awestruck since he's never really been one to utter puns. I crack them all the time but I guess every dad has dad jokes in them; they're just waiting for the right time.

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👤︎ u/tunzor
📅︎ Jun 30 2014
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A collection of my fathers best.

I was showing my dad some pictures from my trip to Europe. He saw a picture of a rock covered with moss and said, "I'm lichen that!"

For Christmas dinner we were having ham. The plate of carved ham was between my dad and I. Someone asked where the plate went. My dad says,"We're hoggin' it."

There was a store in my home town called carols cedar cellar. It was damaged in a flood and they knocked the building down exposing the basement. We drive by and my dad says,"Now you can cedar cellar."

I have so much to learn.

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📅︎ Sep 27 2015
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When his son kept complaining that his bedtime was unfair, where did the sommelier send him to timeout?

The whine cellar

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📅︎ Jun 21 2016
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Dad's perspective on life.

I asked my dad to keep my bike in the shed so when I go for rides it is easily accessible. He puts it in the shed. I cut my leg bringing it up from the cellar/crawl space.

Me: Dad, why did you put my bike in the cellar, I always fall up the stairs and its awkward bringing it out there. Dad: Why does it matter? Me: I always hurt myself and its hard bringing out of that shitty place! Dad: Well son, Life's like a penis. Sometimes its hard.

Gets me every time.

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👤︎ u/dhalla
📅︎ Aug 26 2013
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Dad asked for bar recommendations

My dad is visiting the city I live next week and asked me for some recommendations. I said there is one bar that I really like that is very dimly lit and has stone walls, so I recommended it but said in a lack of being able to think of a better adjective, that it was kinda "cellar-y". He said thanks, but he prefers his bar experiences to be more carroty.

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📅︎ Apr 24 2014
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What do you get if you have a world renown architect design your basement?

...An international best cellar.

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📅︎ Jan 07 2014
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