My wife told me to stop eating Christmas leftovers out the fridge
But I just can’t quit cold turkey
Always knock on the fridge before opening.
Just in case there is a salad dressing
If you download something illegally on a samsung smart fridge
Is that copyright infridgement?
Cleaning out my fridge when...
I came across two containers of butter. I guess you could say it was a second-dairy
I am a proud dad today - my son ask me what this Indian bread on top of the fridge is for
I told him it’s Naan of his business
Edit: he could have replied “papa dumb”
What did the bottle of ranch say when the man opened the fridge door?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
Wife dropped a jar of pickles upon opening the fridge; glass and pickle juice went all over the kitchen floor.
My 10 year old son: Don't worry, it's not a big dill.
My wife while looking at me: -.-
I overcame my addiction to eating Thanksgiving leftovers directly out of the fridge.
I didn't use the 12 steps, I quit cold turkey.
For my wife's birthday I bought her a beautiful fridge freezer....
I know it isn't much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
My wife left a note on the fridge, saying, "This isn't working. Goodbye."
I opened it and it works fine.
My girlfriend left a note on my fridge this morning saying "this isn't working, bye"
I opened it up and it was working fine, so I'll just wait till she's home to ask her what she meant.
What veggie should you avoid buying if your fridge is tiny?
Don't buy any kind of fungi. They take up too mushroom.
My fridge stopped working...
My wife left a note on the fridge that said, “It’s not working. I can’t take it any more. I’m going to my mom’s.”
I opened the fridge door, the light came on, the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?
I feel uncomfortable next to my fridge
I'm going to buy my son a fridge for Christmas...
I can't wait to see his little face light up when he opens the door!
It's amazing..to use the fridge at my work, you don't even need an appointment!
One of my kids ate a magnetic number off the fridge; it was the one between 1 and 3.
The doc said they would be ok “This two shall pass.”
Why don’t we ever have olives in our fridge?
Because I always eat olive them
I put a new shelf towards the top of my fridge
The steaks have never been higher
My dad told me to look in the fridge and check out the milk that went bad
I found one hard boiled egg in the fridge
It was the last one in the container. I took one bite and spit it out - no idea how long it had been there but clearly it had been too long.
"Rotten egg?" my husband asks. I agree. He says "Makes sense, it was the last one there."
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
I used to hate the lockdown in the beginning, but now that I have a full fridge, I am ok with it.
Scientists are calling it the Stock Home syndrome.
You should always knock on the fridge door before opening it
Just in case there's a salad dressing
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
I always knock on the fridge before I open the door...
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
What did the bottle of ranch say when the man opened the fridge door?
"Don't look! I'm dressing!"
I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...
Just in case there's a salad dressing
I used to be addicted to eating Thanksgiving leftovers straight out of the fridge
But then I quit cold turkey.
Why should you always knock on the fridge before opening it?
There could be a salad dressing.
For my wife's birthday I bought her the fancy new fridge that she wanted.
You should have seen her face light up when she opened it
I always knock when I open the fridge
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
I Always Knock On The Fridge Door Before Opening It...
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge before opening it
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it...
there might be a salad dressing.
I always knock before opening the fridge
Just in case there is a salad dressing
I bought my son a fridge for Christmas.
Can't wait to see his face light up,
when he opens it.
I always knock on the fridge before I open it
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
I always knock on the fridge before opening it
Just in case there’s a salad dressing
I always knock on my fridge before opening the door
Just in case there's a salad dressing
Why do you always know ask on the fridge before opening it?
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I always knock on the fridge door before opening it
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
I just bought a fridge...
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