I used to hate the lockdown in the beginning, but now that I have a full fridge, I am ok with it.

Scientists are calling it the Stock Home syndrome.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
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Which table fits in the fridge?

VegeTABLE

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/theredditman111
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I bought my son a fridge for Christmas.

Can't wait to see his face light up, when he opens it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/simplyGagi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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I found one hard boiled egg in the fridge

It was the last one in the container. I took one bite and spit it out - no idea how long it had been there but clearly it had been too long.

"Rotten egg?" my husband asks. I agree. He says "Makes sense, it was the last one there."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Vampilton
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The other day my wife couldnโ€™t find any apples in the fridgeโ€ฆ

โ€ฆit was a fruitless search.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lonnstar
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 19
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I always knock on the fridge before I open it

Just in case thereโ€™s a salad dressing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/oasishippie
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2019
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Why didn't the mayonnaise want to go back in the fridge?

Because it saw the salad dressing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Scottlebutt
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 22
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My son asked why I keep a box of matches in the fridge

I told him it's for when I want to have a light snack

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PhotonSharpedo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 24
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I always knock on the fridge door before opening.

Just in case thereโ€™s a salad dressing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/single_dad_of_2
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 03
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I bought my friend a fridge on her birthday

I can't wait till I see her face light up

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/A1B1D1U1L1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 01
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I just accidentally sucked up one of my kid's alphabet fridge magnets in the vacuum

K, bye.

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Top of my fridge is now pun central.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Azar002
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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I went to my fridge to get some lettuce for my salad

But there was none Romaine-ing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dawinner64
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 08
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My coworker keeps yelling about the tray of leftovers in the staff fridge stinking up the break room...

I finally snapped and told him to just put a lid on it

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/knoxollo
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 29
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My girlfriend left a note on my fridge this morning saying "this isn't working, bye"

I opened it up and it was working fine, so I'll just wait till she's home to ask her what she meant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/wteyart
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I got my mother a new fridge for her birthday.

I canโ€™t wait to see her face light up when she opens it

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/iiya
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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So I asked my friend if I can borrow his mini fridge...

He said "Yeah, that's cool"

It better be.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/teeegl
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 27
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Why did the boy blush when he opened the fridge?

Because he saw the salad dressing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/NeradaXsinZ
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I think I'm addicted to eating poultry from the fridge

Looks like I'm going to have to quit cold turkey.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kingcasel
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ILooveMangoes
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i always knock on the fridge before opening it...

...there might be a salad dressing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mellon_coliee
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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My wife left a note the fridge: this isn't working. I'm going to my mom's house.

I opened the fridge door, the light was on, the beer was cold. What the hell did she mean?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/simplyGagi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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I got my best friend a fridge for her birthday

I canโ€™t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cancervixen831
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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I always knock the fridge door before I open it

Just incase there's a salad dressing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/fmlolika
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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What did the leftover food say when it's put into the fridge?

Drats! Foiled again!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/AnnaEd64
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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How do you know if thereโ€™s a dinosaur in your fridge?

It wonโ€™t close.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/drugaddict420
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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Just cleaning out the fridge and found this dried up and shrivelled behind the egg tray. What a waste.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JediWithBenefits
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I came home and saw a note from my wife stuck on the fridge: โ€œIโ€™m sorry. This isnโ€™t working. You take things too literally. Goodbye.โ€

She will be so happy when she finds out I ordered a new one.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 28 2018
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I bought a new fridge today

It's pretty cool

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Gwizard_the_lizard
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I always knock on the fridge door before I open it

Just in case there's a salad dressing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/-Cheesepizza2
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 25 2019
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I'm pleased with my new fridge magnet

So far I've got 12 fridges

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BinaryPeach
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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My girlfriend left a note on the fridge saying "This isn't working, goodbye"

What a liar! I opened the fridge and it's working just fine.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JeepersCreepers00
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 18 2019
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Where in the fridge do you store your genetic experiments? reddit.com/r/Jokes/commenโ€ฆ
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/lolinokami
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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So I woke up inside the fridge today

The thought of why I was in there was chilling

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DJ_Stapler
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Found this while looking for a new fridge freezer
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/amazeballs2017
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Watching one their favorite movies with the kids, and I ask, โ€œShould we get a Monster Oven and Monster Fridge?โ€

Since you love the Monster Sink so much.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/flowers_are_red
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I was walking past my fridge last night when I thought I heard two onions singing a BeeGees song.

But when I opened the door it was just the chives talking.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/mykeuk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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A Cat Named Hitler Screams at a Fridge, It's Because...
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SandySushi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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A bottle of coke just fell out of the fridge onto my foot.

Iโ€™m so glad it was a soft drink

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/The_Nightman_82
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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What did the scientist say when his fridge got down to -459 F?

Thatโ€™s 0K.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Desperate_Shark
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 22 2018
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My gf left a note on the fridge: this is not working, im going to my mom's house.

I opened the fridge's door, the light came on, the juice was cold. What the hell did she mean?

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/hughdman
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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Is your fridge running?

Cause I may vote for it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Anthonybrose
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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My sister and her college roommate both bought mini fridges and now they have two...

You can never have two mini fridges

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GodWilla32
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 11 2019
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Why did the math teacher search the fridge?

Because they were looking for pi.

Ok I know this is bad but shut up

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jackoquack02
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Imagine if you were a fridge.

That would be pretty cool.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Finnemon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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I always knock before opening the fridge

In case there's a salad dressing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/superboii_
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Always knock before opening the fridge.

There could be salad dressing in there.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/doyu
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Someone stole my yogurt out of the fridge at work

It was cultural appropriation.

OC afaik. Sorry.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/stevelvd
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 04 2019
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Why did the ketchup never leave the fridge?

He just couldnโ€™t muster up the courage.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Nolanix
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 11 2019
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My refrigerator broke down this weekend. Luckily, a friend had a spare fridge he gave me.

He really saved my bacon.

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What do you call a person who isn't sure if there's any more eggs in the fridge?

Eggnostic

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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How can you tell if there's a Stegosaurus in your fridge?

You can't close the door.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PinkAndPurplePonies
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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I always knock on the door before I open the fridge.

Just in case thereโ€™s a salad dressing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/aheadassnigga
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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My wife is on a tropical fruit diet and our fridge is full of strange stuff.

Itโ€™s enough to make a mango crazy.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/porichoygupto
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 18 2018
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Opened the fridge when I got home today and found a pair of scissors...

I couldnโ€™t help but ask my wife if she was wanting cold cuts for dinner.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/IlatzimepAho
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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Fridge has a major leek
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/spookyAGENT
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 27 2018
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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it.

Just in case the salad is dressing. Wouldn't want to walk in on that!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/freya_melax_13
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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How do you know an elephant has been in your fridge?

Footprints in the butter.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RodneyRodnesson
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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If you can't find your beer fridge, it's probably done its job for the day.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TommehBoi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Why does a blonde have an empty bottle in the fridge?

In case someone comes and doesn't want a drink.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/milanm23
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 02 2019
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I went to the fridge to make a salad...

i was looking for the lettuce but there was none romaining

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/dawinner64
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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Rosemary is brought home to new fridge.

She observes the other herbs with much interest and notes one herb stands out as the clear leader of the pack. She asks her only friend so far Marjoram who that is. Marjoram says: โ€œIn here, heโ€™s kind of a big Dill.โ€

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/citizenvane
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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I used to throw ice cubes under the fridge to annoy my parents

Now it's all water under the fridge

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lord_Vile1
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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If youโ€™re struggling to think of what to get someone for Christmas. Get them a fridge and watch their face light up when they open it.
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/brookscorbs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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What did the cheddar say to the chip when it opened the fridge

Thatโ€™s nach-o-cheese

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Dolfan13forever
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 16 2018
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If someone makes their fortune in ships, we call him a shipping magnate. If someone makes their fortune in oil, we call them an oil magnate. What do you call someone who makes his fortune selling fridges?
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DankingtonAbbey
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I bought my friend a new fridge for his birthday

I canโ€™t wait to see his face light up when he opens it

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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I keep a spare grilled tortilla with cheese sandwich in my fridge.

It's a just-in-quesadilla.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MantisGuy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 11 2018
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No matter how good they look, Iโ€™ll be avoiding all of the Thanksgiving leftovers in my fridge this year.

Iโ€™m quitting cold turkey.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/onlystanthatmatters
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 15 2018
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I went over to my dad's house this morning for breakfast. With a worried look, I turned to him and said, "Dad, did you know there's mold in your fridge?"

He came over and saw this. I honestly don't know why he wasn't prepared for that.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/grammarxcore
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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I will give a fridge to my friend for her birthday.

I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ElexCube
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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My wife has started keeping a dry-erase board labeled 'Grocery List' on the fridge, so I filled it in while she was gone this morning.
  • Kroger

  • Wal-Mart

  • Lucky's

  • Whole Foods

  • Winn Dixie

etc, etc

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Chambadon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 07 2015
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My girlfriend told me to heat up the chilli in the fridge for dinner.

I asked if I wasn't better off heating up the chilli in the microwave. No response.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/JonnyBhoy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 19 2014
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My wife asked me to get the milk from the fridge. I asked if she wanted slim or whole. She said whole. I asked if she needed the butter, as well. She said no.

She wanted the milk, the whole milk, and nothing but the milk.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/P4rtyP3nguin
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 16 2018
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I told my dad I would get him a new fridge for Father's Day

Cant wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ekafkias24
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 18 2018
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My son was looking through the fridge

He said to me "There is nothing left, I'm hungry!"

I said "Hi hungry, try looking to the right!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MrKingOfAwrsomeness
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who locked himself in the walk-in fridge?

When a coworker heard him yelling, the coworker said "Dude, I'm coming, just chill!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/breakone9r
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 24 2018
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My fridge would not stop beeping

I told it that it needed to seriously chill.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ATPATPATP
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 07 2018
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Which food does Batman always have in his fridge?

You know he always got-ham.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/7ggmma7
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 17 2018
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Why didn't the husband put the frosted cake in the fridge?

It was a 'frost free' fridge.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Elfere
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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My wife always asks why I take food from the fridge and hide it

"It's the bread and butter of pranks!"

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/KayP9
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 16 2018
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What did the Octopus say when he opened his fridge?

Ew, something inks in here.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/scorchedgoat
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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So my dad accidentally left his glasses in the fridge...

When he found out, I said "I guess you just wanted to look cool."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ConfusingDalek
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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My dad accidentally left a knife in the fridge...

Mom found it and she yelled from the kitchen: "Why is there a knife in the fridge?"

My dad, without missing a beat, replied: "Because revenge is a dish best served cold!"

God damn, dad.

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๐Ÿ“…︎ May 26 2015
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"On the fridge at work" (from r/funny)
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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tone_is_everything
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 11 2013
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I always knock on the fridge door before i open it,

Just in case there is a salad dressing

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Ya_Boi_Jayson
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday.

I canโ€™t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ENJOYblet
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I got my best friend a fridge for his birthday.

I canโ€™t wait to see his face light up when he opens it.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ENJOYblet
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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I always knock on the fridge door before opening...

Just in case thereโ€™s a salad dressing

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๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it...

Just in case thereโ€™s a salad dressing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Boom223
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 24 2019
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Always knock on the fridge door before opening it.

Just in case there is a salad dressing.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/MelkorHimself
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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