Fridge Magnet Puns

A list of puns related to "Fridge Magnet"

I just accidentally sucked up one of my kid's alphabet fridge magnets in the vacuum

K, bye.

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👤︎ u/takes_joke_literally
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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I'm pleased with my new fridge magnet

So far I've got 12 fridges

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach
📅︎ Jul 12 2019
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Once, I got drunk and swallowed a bunch of letter-shaped fridge magnets. They all came out eventually... except for the U

I shit you not.

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👤︎ u/LordOfSun55
📅︎ Jun 20 2017
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Bernie Sanders Fridge Magnet. store.berniesanders.com/c…
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👤︎ u/live4lifelegit
📅︎ Dec 18 2015
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One of my kids ate a magnetic number off the fridge; it was the one between 1 and 3.

The doc said they would be ok “This two shall pass.”

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👤︎ u/DinglebarryHandpump
📅︎ Aug 22 2020
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We have a magnetic alphabet on our fridge. The other day my daughter grabbed the letter T and put it in her in milk.

She looked at me and said, “I’m having a T party.”

I chortled.

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👤︎ u/swAnsonWannabe
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Any good magnet puns?

I'm setting up a fridge magnet company and can't come up with a name. Does anyone have any good puns for a name?

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👤︎ u/JunDoRahhe
📅︎ Aug 15 2016
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My dad doesn't make many jokes, but this one was too good not to share.

I have letter magnets on my fridge so people can spell out messages. For some reason my dad put up "YOYO TRICKS". I'm completely baffled by what this is supposed to mean. So I ask him and he replies "What's a yo-yo trick?" The first one to come to mind is "walk the dog". He was telling me to walk the dog.

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👤︎ u/Quaytsar
📅︎ Jan 26 2017
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My mom's a teacher, and my dad hit the jackpot

This magnet went up on our fridge a few days ago. "Honey, what does that say?"

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👤︎ u/amnesiajune
📅︎ May 03 2014
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