A list of puns related to "Collecting"
Philately will get you nowhere
When the authorities searched his freezer, they found nothing but cold hard cash
He had loco-motives
They have no common cents
Personally, I don't know what he sees in them.
..but I've already got that one.
I've got 12 sofa.
I was raking it in
They just take the money and run.
It requires a lot of monet.
Mark my words!
It was called the Plump Gump Sump Pump Dump.
It’s because an asteroid might hit us next month. ..... and ... paper always beats rock
the one of the president of the united states is definitely my trump card
My wife insists I need to find a hobby that’s not soda pressing
... because it was a Bee movie.
They just take the money and run.
I’m a heroine addict.
No weight, that doesn't make any cents...
It’s a quickly shrinking hobby.
He's a huge bilbophile.
I need to catch some Zs.
Boy, we were raking it in.
Alternatively:
Alcoholic Recovery: Collecting Bottles, Emptied or Full.
Resolution: Alcoholic Recovery, Collecting Emptied Bottles
Resolution: Alcoholic Recovery, Collecting More Bottles
This is the dreaded Many Paws stage
I just never have the time.
I wasn't too confident in my tree identification skills, but my instructor said "Oak, aye.". My syrup sure did taste funny though.
It's not much, but business is picking up.
"That's perfect. Tell him grandpa is coming in a moment."
I'm going to make a mini bar.
A few days ago, I was with family and Aunt #1 was showing me a book about antique stamps for collectors and the many thousands of dollars some of them cost. When she talked about her stamp collection, I said "That's a sticky habit."
Aunt #2 groaned and said, "What are you? Uncle R (her husband)?"
A few minutes later, I told her, "It's okay. You can address your resentment of stamp-related puns to me. I'm not afraid. [walking to edge of the room] I can take a licking right here in this corner if I have to! C'mon, go postal on me!"
Have him turn paper over for no apparent reason.
...and they have these little cardboard coin banks shaped like buses for families to take home. After the service we were all standing around, waiting for my mom to finish talking to people. I'm on my phone, when all of a sudden I hear something hit the ground between my feet. I look, and there's one of the cardboard buses between my feet, and my dad standing there with a huge grin. I look at him, confused.
"see what I did there?"
"what?"
"see what I did there?"
"no..."
"I threw the BUS under YOU!"
and he walked away dad-chuckling to himself.
well played, dad. well played.
I've got 12 sofa.
I need Help!
I was raking it in.
I was raking it in
I was raking it in.
I was raking it in.
No weight, that doesn't make any cents...
What can I say, I've got issues.
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