Stamp collecting

A few days ago, I was with family and Aunt #1 was showing me a book about antique stamps for collectors and the many thousands of dollars some of them cost. When she talked about her stamp collection, I said "That's a sticky habit."

Aunt #2 groaned and said, "What are you? Uncle R (her husband)?"

A few minutes later, I told her, "It's okay. You can address your resentment of stamp-related puns to me. I'm not afraid. [walking to edge of the room] I can take a licking right here in this corner if I have to! C'mon, go postal on me!"

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👤︎ u/Slinkwyde
📅︎ Oct 07 2014
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A man once tried to bribe me with his stamp collection.

I told him, "Philately will get you no where".

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👤︎ u/sir0zeke
📅︎ Dec 06 2012
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