I've entered a competition to win the entire ABBA back catalogue.
There's no second prize....
The Winner Takes It All.
It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogues all over the house.
So, I've taken the hint...
I got her a magazine rack!
If I ran a large department store, I would publish a huge catalogue of Christmas products and call it the "All I want for Christmas" issue.
And put Mariah Carey on the cover
I started a new job organising BBQs and cataloguing puns
I work in Dadmin
my manager got me with a dad joke, so i retaliated with another
Me: "where is the nearest Argos?" Man.: "i don't know, should be easy to find though just look for the tall ship"
Me: "what? Tall ship?" Man.: "yeah! Well it is a pirates favourite shop!!"
head hits desk
Man.: smirking to himself "why do you need one anyway?" Me: slowly raises head smiling "they're doing a really great sail!"
For World Book Day, I dressed as a wardrobe. People asked me why I didnt dress as a lion or witch...
I've never seen them feature in the IKEA catalogue.
Dad dropped this one on me
Looking to buy a new bike so we're browsing the catalogues, he shows me one of those training stationary bikes, and says:
"Your aunt thought this one might fit for you, but you wouldn't get far"
