Join my pun commune and share in the free pun love movement, children.
In this space, this pun doesn't belong to him, brother.
In this time, that goddess doesn't own this pun.
You see child, in this existence, they are all:
r/puns.βοΈ
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︎ Aug 13 2019
It used to be free to fill up your car tires with air, now it costs $1.25 You know why?
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︎ Feb 17 2021
When my doctor told me my plastic surgery was free of charge
The look on my face was priceless
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︎ May 06 2021
When I was a kid it was free to use the air hose at the gas station. Now itβs $1
Thatβs inflation for ya
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︎ Apr 05 2021
i have too much free time.....
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︎ Mar 26 2021
How much free space does Europe have?
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︎ Apr 23 2021
I'm on the fence about the COVID-19 vaccine, but the free stuff you can get for showing your vaccination card looks really nice.
I guess it's worth a shot.
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︎ Mar 26 2021
A fisherman came to me telling me he had just reeled in the biggest fish hes ever seen, and that he was going to give it to me for free.
I asked him, 'whats the catch?'
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︎ Apr 08 2021
A guy was in a booth giving out free high fives
Another guy comes up to him and asks βdo you have any down lows?β The guy said βsorry Iβm all out, you were too slowβ
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︎ Apr 16 2021
From a friend: Krispy Kreme is giving away free donuts if youβre vaccinated.
Why not a cough-fee instead?
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︎ Mar 25 2021
My daughter goes to a school that requires a uniform. Occasionally, the administration will reward the children with a free dress day.
For some reason, my daughter never comes home with her free dress...???
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︎ Mar 31 2021
Texan Politicians eat free!
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Knowledge is never free...
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︎ Feb 23 2021
I have been a part of free Britney since 1999
We called it Napster back then
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Today, in a cultural fair, I found someone was giving away free balloons to children
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︎ Feb 13 2021
The ad said βFree Violinβ...
But there were strings attached.
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︎ Jan 25 2021
You know how Russia doesnβt like free speech.
They just wonβt be Putin up with it!
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Bobby Shumurda free after 6 years?
Dang, it feels like that was about A WEEK AGO...
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︎ Feb 25 2021
Caffeine free? You will still be up all night.
They are just advertising that you do not have to pay extra for the caffeine. It is free.
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︎ Feb 11 2021
Grocery stores are now carrying gluten-free beef.
It's made from cattle that have Silly Yaks' disease.
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︎ Jan 22 2021
Feel free to help punctuate.
Guess who I ran into at the White House restaurant today Donald Duck He was engaging the cashier who was asking for a tip
Do you know what he says
Put it on my bill
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︎ Jan 07 2021
Just cost me a $1 to put air in my tyre, when before it used to be free.
I guess, that's inflation.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
free of charge
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︎ May 07 2020
When I was a single man, I had plenty of free time.
Now that I listen to full albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
If I ever run a hotel, the free breakfast would be served from 7 tables all pushed together in the middle of the room.
It would be a Pangea breakfast
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︎ Jan 20 2021
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
How do you say hello to a gluten-free German?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Free chocolate slogan
"This is the best chocolate I have ever tasted"
Eats entire bar in two bites
"Bar, none"
You're welcome big chocolate...
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︎ Oct 27 2020
People are saying you get free awards for upvoting.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Compressed air at gas stations used to be FREE, but now you have to pay $2!
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Mine would just say "I'm glad you enjoyed my free Willy and we had a whale of a time, but we need to sea otter whales."
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︎ Jul 27 2020
I showed my boobs for a free tattoo the other day.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
A local supermarket was giving away 100% free face masks
But there were no strings attached.
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︎ Aug 26 2020
I support free speech
Nobody should have to pay to talk.
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︎ Aug 11 2020
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︎ Aug 11 2020
Did you hear the sad news about the free-solo rock climber that fell to his death?
Itβs a real shame because he was such a down-to-earth guy.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free?
Because they're not tenants
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︎ Jul 03 2019
I wonder how Bill Gates gets Windows. Does he get it free? Or does Microsoft Bill Gates?
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Remember when air was free at the gas station, now itβs $1.50. You know why?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Do you know why air pumps at gas stations used to be free but are now $1.50?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?
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︎ Jan 30 2020
Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now itβs $1.50
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︎ Nov 17 2020
Air used to be free and now itβs 1.75 you know why?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
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︎ Nov 18 2020
Air used to be free at gas stations, now it's $1.50. Know why?
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︎ Nov 17 2020
People are saying I'll get free reddit awards for upvoting...
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︎ Sep 13 2020
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