Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50
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Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.
Always proud to be an organ donor.
I showed my boobs for a free tattoo the other day.
I got my fish to clean my tank for free
Why don't bakers work for free?
Because they knead the dough.
What's the difference between sex for money and sex for free?
What do you call a fortune teller that provides his services for free?
Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free?
Because they're not tenants
My neighbor shingled my roof for free
He said it was on the house
I was pulled over with my son in the car for speeding. Got a ticket. Then the officer said I’m free to go.
I replied “actually it cost me about $80”
My roofer surprised me and replaced my roof for free.
He said it was on the house.
Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now it’s $1.75! You know why?
The local humane society is giving away male geese for free.
I might go take a gander.
I got the roof tiles for free...
I am giving my chimney away for free...
You can say it's on the house.
I busted my guitar up but I’ll give it to you for free.
Really. No strings attached.
For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
My friend lets disenfranchised people stay with him for free...
A lessor-man would charge them rent.
Why do people charge money for helium when it’s supposed to be free of charge?
The waiter said to me, “I just want to let you know that kids eat for free.”
I exclaimed, “Good! I’ll take a water and some chicken nuggets and my daughter will have a steak and a kids Bud Light.”
If Dire Straits robbed a grocery store, they'd get honey for nothing and chips for free.
I went to the hair clinic and asked if there were ways to regrow my hair for free...
They said “No, you need toupee”.
I don’t always install solar panels for free...
But this ones on the house
Air for your car tires used to be free, but now it's a dollar or more.
Inflation can really blow.
I saw an ad on Craigslist for a free radio. The only thing wrong with it was that the volume knob was stuck on high.
I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down."
When I first started driving, you could fill your tires for free. Nowadays every machine costs at least a buck...
If you get tea for free, but have to make it yourself
it’s a steep price to pay.
I went for chinese food the other day, they got my order wrong and forgot my dumplings, but I got extra wontons for free.
You dim sum, you lose some.
Dominoes claims that they will remake your pizza for free, if your pizzas integrity has ever been comprised.
I guess if they can afford to this,then they must really be....
rolling in the dough.
IRS Auditor: For your tax return, you just wrote down “Money for Nothing, Checks for Free??”
Me: Am I in trouble?
Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.
I am giving away broken puppets for free
Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?
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Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why.
Remember when air for your tires was free at the gas station but now it costs $1...wanna know why?
my neighbor shingled my roof for free
he said it was on the house
I'm giving my chimney away for free.
You can say it's on the house
Why can nine ants rent an apartment for free?
Because there not tenants.
Remember when air for your tires was free? Now it's $1.50...
Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why.
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