Remember when they used to have air at the gas station for free? Now it’s $1.50

You know why? Inflation!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vanator_Obosit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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People are saying you get free awards for upvoting.

I don't buy it.

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Had a large keyboard instrument with pipes that I gave for free to my local church.

Always proud to be an organ donor.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I showed my boobs for a free tattoo the other day.

A tit for a tat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goliathkat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I got my fish to clean my tank for free

Suckers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Proudfishy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why don't bakers work for free?

Because they knead the dough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord-Wombat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What's the difference between sex for money and sex for free?

Sex for free costs more.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wazzzzah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2020
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What do you call a fortune teller that provides his services for free?

A not-for-prophet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thesabermaniac
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free?

Because they're not tenants

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shopcounterbill
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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My neighbor shingled my roof for free

He said it was on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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I was pulled over with my son in the car for speeding. Got a ticket. Then the officer said I’m free to go.

I replied β€œactually it cost me about $80”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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My roofer surprised me and replaced my roof for free.

He said it was on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Remember when you could go to gas stations and put air in your tires for free? Now it’s $1.75! You know why?

Inflation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrefuge86
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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The local humane society is giving away male geese for free.

I might go take a gander.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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I got the roof tiles for free...

They’re on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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I am giving my chimney away for free...

You can say it's on the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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I busted my guitar up but I’ll give it to you for free.

Really. No strings attached.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texas_OT
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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For Sale. Old batteries, free of charge.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toffeemanstan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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Scam alert: Those Free Hong Kong shirts are being sold on Amazon for 15 bucks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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My friend lets disenfranchised people stay with him for free...

A lessor-man would charge them rent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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Why do people charge money for helium when it’s supposed to be free of charge?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pacos-ego
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2018
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The waiter said to me, β€œI just want to let you know that kids eat for free.”

I exclaimed, β€œGood! I’ll take a water and some chicken nuggets and my daughter will have a steak and a kids Bud Light.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2019
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If Dire Straits robbed a grocery store, they'd get honey for nothing and chips for free.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lol_camis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2017
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I went to the hair clinic and asked if there were ways to regrow my hair for free...

They said β€œNo, you need toupee”.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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I don’t always install solar panels for free...

But this ones on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coldsong
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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Air for your car tires used to be free, but now it's a dollar or more.

Inflation can really blow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bakerkc
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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I saw an ad on Craigslist for a free radio. The only thing wrong with it was that the volume knob was stuck on high.

I thought to myself, "I can't turn that down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iwillhavethat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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When I first started driving, you could fill your tires for free. Nowadays every machine costs at least a buck...

Damn inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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If you get tea for free, but have to make it yourself

it’s a steep price to pay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/remusboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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I went for chinese food the other day, they got my order wrong and forgot my dumplings, but I got extra wontons for free.

You dim sum, you lose some.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elSnorkden
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Dominoes claims that they will remake your pizza for free, if your pizzas integrity has ever been comprised.

I guess if they can afford to this,then they must really be....

                         rolling in the dough.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterNova924
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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IRS Auditor: For your tax return, you just wrote down β€œMoney for Nothing, Checks for Free??”

Me: Am I in trouble?

Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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I am giving away broken puppets for free

No strings attached

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McSmoothe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Before air was free at the gas station, and now you have to pay for it? You know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viky_boy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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People are saying I'll get free reddit awards for upvoting...

I don't buy it.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why.

He said "inflation".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZakTheRedditor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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Remember when air for your tires was free at the gas station but now it costs $1...wanna know why?

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midwest-distrest
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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my neighbor shingled my roof for free

he said it was on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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I'm giving my chimney away for free.

You can say it's on the house

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GodMustafi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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Why can nine ants rent an apartment for free?

Because there not tenants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HazyDayZ420
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Remember when air for your tires was free? Now it's $1.50...

Inflation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrantMC80
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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Remember, as a child, when air for your bike was free? Now it's $1.50! I asked the gas station attendant why.

He said "inflation".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZakTheRedditor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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