Why did Drake dig up and mash potatoes with a rock at the same time?

Tubers, one stone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vladipus223
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22
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What’s it called when a drake chases a female, getting nearer and nearer but never close enough to mate?

Zeno’s pair of ducks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaggington
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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Why were Indiana Jones, Lara Croft, and Nathan Drake depressed?

Their careers were in ruins.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What do you call Sir Francis Drake's circumnavigation of the Earth?

A Wander of the World

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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Drake, Onision, and R Kelly walk into a bar...

Drake, Onision, and R Kelly walk into a bar.

The bartender immediately gets them all a drink.

Drake asks the bartender why he didn’t ask for their ID.

The bartender says, β€œage is just a number around here.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OliverWotei
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Drakes on a plane
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πŸ‘€︎ u/olidafrog
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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My Friend told me to get an Autograph from Drake,

So I brought a pen and a notebook and went to a pond.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirNigel64
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What is a brewer’s favorite Drake song?

Started from the barley, now we’re beer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redwheelbarrow85
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Everybody is so crazy about this Drake...

...but I really liked Josh better.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toberoni
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2018
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How many ears did Sir Francis Drake have?

Loads. A left ear, a right ear and a ship full of privateers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sandysingssongs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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So in regards to what happened between Drake and Josh....

Josh definitely has a chance at winning the "no Bell" prize this year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bassplayer93
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2017
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When Canadian cultural icons like Justin Bieber and Drake rap about money....

are the songs called Loonie Tunes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharksizzle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2016
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Drake and Josh with classy dad joke

http://imgur.com/J4sxmWe

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2014
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What do you call a duck that can rap?

Drake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/supra_elongata
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24
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A bunch of male ducks teased me today because I still watch Nickelodeon.

I ignored them because I don't have time for Drakes and Josh

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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Lyre, Lyre, Apollo’s on fire
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πŸ‘€︎ u/glorious_bangla
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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What do rappers use to clean up leaves?

A Drake!

*Not my joke, I asked my Amazon Alexa to tell me a joke and this is what she said. This deserves some exposure imo :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/masqueblue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2019
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Some friends and I have wanted to make a video game...

We have a general idea of what we want to make. An action/adventure game for console. We decided to call the main character Drake.

But none of us have any coding experience, so we're moving into Uncharted territory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peetzaman
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2016
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dad joked my roommate

Roommate: Did you hear that Diddy interrupted Drake's concert to call him out for stealing his beats? Me: Did he?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vermonsterskibum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2014
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What do you call a rapping duck?

A Drake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DM_venture
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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