Did you hear about the duckling that went missing?

It was abduckted.

Hope this quacked you up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charons-voyage
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What’s the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler and the other is a tiny waddler...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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I was in a good mood, till I started petting a duckling at a park.

Then I started feeling a little down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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My boyfriend and I saw a mama duck with 2 ducklings today

Me: I wonder where the papa duck is.

BF: He's left the family due to his quack addiction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mydogisarhino
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2016
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Pun from 4amshower comic
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πŸ‘€︎ u/589ca35e1590b
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2018
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Ryan Gosling
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Soundless_Pr
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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There was a man driving a pickup truck.

In the bed of the truck was a bunch of baby ducks. He passed a police officer, the officer fired up their blues and twos and pulled the man over.

The officer said, "Sir, you can't just be driving around with all these ducklings in your car. You must take them to the zoo immediately."

The following day the same man was driving the same truck with the same baby ducks in the bed, except this time, they were wearing sunglasses.

The same police officer saw, they pulled the man over again and said, "Look mate, I told you yesterday to take those ducks to the zoo."

The man said, "I did take them to the zoo. They loved it! We're going to the beach today!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshymint
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Pun pet names.

Pets I want to have....

An otter name Harry Otter. A snake named Severus Snake. A tortoise named Voldetort. A chicken named Kylo Hen. A dog named Barkamedes. A deer named David Hasselhoof. A turkey named Green Gobbleen. A cat named Captain Ameowrica. A stork named Tony Stork. A pig named Peter Porker. A crocodile named Croctor Strange. A duck named Ducktor Doom. A squid named Abraham Inkin. A goose named Ryan Gooseling. A heron named Charlize Heron. A goat named Selena Goatmez An alpaca named Alpacachino. A carp name Leonardo Di’Carprio. A tuna named Tuna Turner. A horse named Neighlor Swift. A toad named Demi Lavatoad. A Rhino named Ryan Rhinolds. A swan named Swan Jovi. A Falcon named Jimmy Falcon. A ferret named Ferret Faucet. A rabbit named Hoptimus Prime. A cow named Moolissa McCarthy. A crow named Seth Crowgan. A fox named Charlie Fox. A cat named Katy Purry. A wolf named Howly Berry. A hamster named Scarlet Johamster. A parrot named Squakin Phoenix. A duck named DuckleBerry Finn. A canary named Jim Canary. A swarm of bees, all named BeeyoncΓ©. A sheep named Meryl Sheep. An elk named Elkton John. A bear named Teddy Mercury. A ram named Gordon RAMsey. A shark named Fin Diesel. A jellyfish named Jelly Clarkson. An Iguana named Eddie Lizard. A hyena named Hyena Bonham Carter. A penguin named Robird Downey Jr.

a ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clixer712
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Driving with the family when...

Driving home with the whole family in the car, and there is a duckling crossing the road in front of us. My mom, who is driving, swerves and says, "I think I hit him." After a few seconds of speculation, my dad replies, "Well that whole experience was fowl."

Happy fathers' day dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisfrat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
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My class just got some 2-month old ducklings and I volunteered to duck-sit this past weekend. As we are loading them into the car, Dad over-dramatically sniffs the cage and says "Man, there is a reason they are called fowl"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hoglolly
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling?

One is a whiny toddler and the other is a tiny waddler!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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