I play World of Warcraft, and I name all my characters something punny. There's a new fox humanoid race coming out, but I just can't seem to come up with good pun names for them! Can I get a little help? :D
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
He told me I was bipolar
He’s looking for The Secret of my 6S
With a pumpkin patch!
I still can't be sure if it was him though.
He had his back to the Fuchsias.
I said how do you know he was on his way to work...
A girl nearby and a monkey screamed, "Swiper, no swiping!"
You marry her.
And “Pop!” goes the weasel.
because the cheetah is faster
"That's terrible," the woman dispatcher on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," Dad said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
Would that be faux paus?
They are different animals.
he had his back to the fuchsias.
He felt he got effed.
Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...
She was charged with wreckless driving.
He has parkin' sons
I wonder what ailed him
Dig a hole and surround it with peas; When he goes to take a pea, you kick him in the hole!
My dad has been telling that one for at least 15 years.
He watched the new Michael J Fox show, and called it "shaky." mom was pissed, I couldn't stop laughing.