Need Fox Puns

I play World of Warcraft, and I name all my characters something punny. There's a new fox humanoid race coming out, but I just can't seem to come up with good pun names for them! Can I get a little help? :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whollybeef
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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For fox sake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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How do you fox a broken pumpkin?

With a pumpkin patch!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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I think I have just seen Michael J Fox in a flower shop.

I still can't be sure if it was him though.

He had his back to the Fuchsias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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My friend said he saw a fox on the way to work this morning...

I said how do you know he was on his way to work...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/swimtoodeep
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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How do you convert a fox into an elephant?

You marry her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brewers86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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A fox went to a nearby ATM machine, and took out his card.

A girl nearby and a monkey screamed, "Swiper, no swiping!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SauceMaster6464
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2018
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How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

You marry her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCACCC
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2019
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A wolf, a fox and a weasel all go to a diner. The waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink. β€œCoffee” growls the wolf. β€œWater” says the fox...

And β€œPop!” goes the weasel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RichNCrispy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2017
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Why couldn't the fox catch the cheetah?

because the cheetah is faster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aliceinwaterland
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard

With Avengers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaymeinreallife
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How do you turn a fox into a cow?

Marry it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walnuts223
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2018
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Dad called the Police today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs..."

"That's terrible," the woman dispatcher on the phone replied. "Are they moving?"

"I'm not sure, to be honest," Dad said, "But that would explain the suitcase."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fr_Time
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2016
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A fox mated with a snake

It was fake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wingels
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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If a fox wore gloves lined with rabbit fur

Would that be faux paus?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kappattacka
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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What's the difference between a fox, a deer, and a rabbit?

They are different animals.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willdoeswarfair
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2017
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Saw Michael J. Fox the other day, in a garden center of all places. Didn't recognise him straight away though

he had his back to the fuchsias.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMBiSH
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro Gets Ticket for Speeding at 119 M.P.H. but, fortunately there was no accident.

She was charged with wreckless driving.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/janus10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2017
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Did you hear about the Ox that got mad when a witch turned him into a Fox?

He felt he got effed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LYKAF0XX
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2013
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A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...

Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaelessin
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2014
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Did you hear that Michael J. Fox's kids started a valet service?

He has parkin' sons

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HillDrag0n
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2017
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Did you hear the ex CEO of Fox news died?

I wonder what ailed him

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πŸ‘€︎ u/r0bbiedigital
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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What do you call a brand new show airing Fridays on Fox?

Canceled. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bonanza86
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2016
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Wanna know how to catch a fox?

Dig a hole and surround it with peas; When he goes to take a pea, you kick him in the hole!


My dad has been telling that one for at least 15 years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CrazyBlues
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
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Dad watched Michael J Fox

He watched the new Michael J Fox show, and called it "shaky." mom was pissed, I couldn't stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawaiicontiki
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2013
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Catching a Fox

I showed my dad the picture from earlier this week of the fox frozen in the lake. This was his response:

"How do you catch a fox? I heard one good way is to walk up and say, 'Are you a model?'"

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