Need Fox Puns
I play World of Warcraft, and I name all my characters something punny. There's a new fox humanoid race coming out, but I just can't seem to come up with good pun names for them! Can I get a little help? :D
What do you call a 1 legged Fox?
I thought I saw Michael J Fox at my local garden centre.
I'm not sure if it was him, though, as he had his back to the fuchsias
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
What's the difference between a fox and a dog ?
A guy is walking through the woods one day when he comes across a suitcase. He takes a look inside, only to find a fox and her cubs. So he calls the ASPCA and tells the woman who answers what he’s found...
She says, “Oh, that’s horrible. Are they moving?”
The guy replies, “I don’t know, but that would explain the suitcase.”
So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.
They call it Bawk to the Future.
Michael J Fox hacked his way into my old iPhone
He’s looking for The Secret of my 6S
How do you fox a broken pumpkin?
I think I have just seen Michael J Fox in a flower shop.
I still can't be sure if it was him though.
He had his back to the Fuchsias.
A fox went to a nearby ATM machine, and took out his card.
A girl nearby and a monkey screamed, "Swiper, no swiping!"
A wolf, a fox and a weasel all go to a diner. The waitress comes over and asks them what they want to drink. “Coffee” growls the wolf. “Water” says the fox...
And “Pop!” goes the weasel.
My friend said he saw a fox on the way to work this morning...
I said how do you know he was on his way to work...
How do you convert a fox into an elephant?
Dad called the Police today and said, "I've just found a suitcase in the woods containing a fox and four cubs..."
"That's terrible," the woman dispatcher on the phone replied.
"Are they moving?"
"I'm not sure, to be honest," Dad said, "But that would explain the suitcase."
If Disney, who own Marvel, also acquire 20th century Fox, they could remake Die Hard
Why couldn't the fox catch the cheetah?
because the cheetah is faster
Did you hear about the Ox that got mad when a witch turned him into a Fox?
If a fox wore gloves lined with rabbit fur
A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...
Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...
Saw Michael J. Fox the other day, in a garden center of all places. Didn't recognise him straight away though
he had his back to the fuchsias.
What's the difference between a fox, a deer, and a rabbit?
They are different animals.
Fox News Host Jeanine Pirro Gets Ticket for Speeding at 119 M.P.H. but, fortunately there was no accident.
She was charged with wreckless driving.
Did you hear that Michael J. Fox's kids started a valet service?
Wanna know how to catch a fox?
Dig a hole and surround it with peas; When he goes to take a pea, you kick him in the hole!
My dad has been telling that one for at least 15 years.
Did you hear the ex CEO of Fox news died?
What do you call a brand new show airing Fridays on Fox?
Dad watched Michael J Fox
He watched the new Michael J Fox show, and called it "shaky." mom was pissed, I couldn't stop laughing.
Catching a Fox
I showed my dad the picture from earlier this week of the fox frozen in the lake. This was his response:
"How do you catch a fox? I heard one good way is to walk up and say, 'Are you a model?'"
How do you turn a fox into a cow?
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