Why cant you trust a news broadcast of geese?
All they say is proper gander.
Goose news!
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
If young geese are called goslings ...
Are old geese called geezers?
I'm selling some racing geese
If you want to have a quick gander
I have 10 pet geese,out of which 8 speak perfect English.
The last two are Portuguese.
What happened when the geese fell down stairs?
They all got goose bumps.
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
I have some racing geese for sale.
Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander
Why do Canadian geese go well with mashed potatoes?
Because they make nice gray-V's.
A man came home from the pet shop with loads of geese.
He only went for a gander
My cousin is trying to fit the most elephants, geese and bulls ever in a vintage music shop.
He's breaking all sorts of records.
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
Why are geese the most annoying drivers?
My son and I were hunting when we scared up a flock of mallards and geese. They farted as they flew away...
"That was fowl," I told my son.
The local humane society is giving away male geese for free.
I might go take a gander.
Did you hear about the Geese protesting?
Did you hear about the Geese protesting at the park? They want gluten free bread.
They organized a shit-in.
What kind of geese can’t fly?
Know why geese kill more humans every year than sharks?
Because it's really hard for geese to kill sharks.
Traveling Evangelical Geese...
My morning walk with the dog was cut short today. There's a park we usually wander through so she can sniff and explore, but today we couldn't get in because the path was blocked by an army of angry geese.
I was telling my mom about this and she mentioned there are geese at the river where she and a friend take their dogs, too. She said they must all be in town for some kind of conference. Then she paused for half a second and continued:
I bet it's a religious thing. They're here to preach the goosepel.
(To satisfy the rule: that's a play on gospel.)
I'm strangely attracted to geese. There's just something about them, an x-factor. They have a certain...
Everything was fine before the geese left...
Then things started to go south.
Where do Chinese geese live?
Two geese having a chat.....
....”Yes, my husband has gone on a trip to Africa”
“Uganda?”
“ No, I’m a goose, my husband is a gander!”
How do geese find things on the internet?
A flock of geese flew on to my back porch yesterday
I guess you could say they were Portuguese
Geese
Every time geese flew in a "V" shape over the house:
Grandpa- "Do you know why one side is longer than the other?"
Me- "No, why?"
Grandpa- "Because there's more geese on that side. Huehuehue!"
Scientists have finally figured out why, when geese flying in 'V' formation, one side is longer than the other.
That side has more geese in it.
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
I’ve got racing geese for sale
Let me know if you want to take a quick gander
Do you know why when geese are flying, one side of the V is longer?
There's more geese on that side.
When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?
You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
When geese fly in a Vee, do you know why one side of the Vee is longer than the other?
There's more geese on that side
Did you ever notice when geese fly in a 'V', one side is longer? Want to know why?
There's more geese on that side.
For sale: some racing geese.
Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.
When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?
There are more geese on that side
Watching geese flying in a V: Do you know why the one side is longer?
Because there are more geese on that side
When geese and ducks fly in a v-pattern, do you know why one side is almost always longer than the other?
Because there are more birds on that side.
Do you know why one side of the V formation geese fly in is always longer?
because there's more geese on that side
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