Why cant you trust a news broadcast of geese?
All they say is proper gander.
Goose news!
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︎ May 06 2021
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?
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︎ Apr 11 2021
If young geese are called goslings ...
Are old geese called geezers?
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︎ May 22 2021
I'm selling some racing geese
If you want to have a quick gander
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︎ Apr 12 2021
I have 10 pet geese,out of which 8 speak perfect English.
The last two are Portuguese.
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︎ Feb 28 2021
What happened when the geese fell down stairs?
They all got goose bumps.
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︎ Feb 26 2021
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?
There's more geese on that side.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I have some racing geese for sale.
Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander
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︎ Sep 03 2020
Why do Canadian geese go well with mashed potatoes?
Because they make nice gray-V's.
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︎ Dec 23 2020
A man came home from the pet shop with loads of geese.
He only went for a gander
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︎ Jan 08 2021
My cousin is trying to fit the most elephants, geese and bulls ever in a vintage music shop.
He's breaking all sorts of records.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.
I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?
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︎ Apr 12 2020
a gaggle of geese
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︎ Nov 29 2019
Why are geese the most annoying drivers?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
My son and I were hunting when we scared up a flock of mallards and geese. They farted as they flew away...
"That was fowl," I told my son.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
The local humane society is giving away male geese for free.
I might go take a gander.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Did you hear about the Geese protesting?
Did you hear about the Geese protesting at the park? They want gluten free bread.
They organized a shit-in.
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︎ May 03 2020
What kind of geese canโt fly?
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︎ Apr 24 2020
Know why geese kill more humans every year than sharks?
Because it's really hard for geese to kill sharks.
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︎ Sep 25 2019
Traveling Evangelical Geese...
My morning walk with the dog was cut short today. There's a park we usually wander through so she can sniff and explore, but today we couldn't get in because the path was blocked by an army of angry geese.
I was telling my mom about this and she mentioned there are geese at the river where she and a friend take their dogs, too. She said they must all be in town for some kind of conference. Then she paused for half a second and continued:
I bet it's a religious thing. They're here to preach the goosepel.
(To satisfy the rule: that's a play on gospel.)
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︎ Aug 12 2019
A group of geese?
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︎ Jun 16 2019
I'm strangely attracted to geese. There's just something about them, an x-factor. They have a certain...
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︎ Jul 17 2017
Everything was fine before the geese left...
Then things started to go south.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
Where do Chinese geese live?
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︎ Apr 15 2019
Two geese having a chat.....
....โYes, my husband has gone on a trip to Africaโ
โUganda?โ
โ No, Iโm a goose, my husband is a gander!โ
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︎ Jun 16 2019
How do geese find things on the internet?
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︎ Jan 29 2019
A flock of geese flew on to my back porch yesterday
I guess you could say they were Portuguese
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︎ Feb 17 2019
Geese
Every time geese flew in a "V" shape over the house:
Grandpa- "Do you know why one side is longer than the other?"
Me- "No, why?"
Grandpa- "Because there's more geese on that side. Huehuehue!"
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︎ Aug 08 2013
Scientists have finally figured out why, when geese flying in 'V' formation, one side is longer than the other.
That side has more geese in it.
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︎ Jan 11 2018
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?
Because there are more geese on that side.
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︎ Dec 16 2020
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?
There are more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 29 2020
Iโve got racing geese for sale
Let me know if you want to take a quick gander
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Do you know why when geese are flying, one side of the V is longer?
There's more geese on that side.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?
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︎ Sep 13 2020
You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?
There are more geese on that side.
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︎ Nov 19 2019
When geese fly in a Vee, do you know why one side of the Vee is longer than the other?
There's more geese on that side
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︎ Mar 23 2020
Did you ever notice when geese fly in a 'V', one side is longer? Want to know why?
There's more geese on that side.
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︎ Mar 14 2020
For sale: some racing geese.
Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.
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︎ Mar 29 2020
When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?
There are more geese on that side
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︎ Oct 26 2018
Watching geese flying in a V: Do you know why the one side is longer?
Because there are more geese on that side
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︎ Aug 10 2019
When geese and ducks fly in a v-pattern, do you know why one side is almost always longer than the other?
Because there are more birds on that side.
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︎ Oct 08 2018
Do you know why one side of the V formation geese fly in is always longer?
because there's more geese on that side
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