Do you know why when geese are flying, one side of the V is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

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I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.

I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog

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Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese on that side.

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Did you hear about the Geese protesting?

Did you hear about the Geese protesting at the park? They want gluten free bread.

They organized a shit-in.

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What kind of geese canโ€™t fly?

Portuguese!

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The local humane society is giving away male geese for free.

I might go take a gander.

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a gaggle of geese
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When geese fly in a Vee, do you know why one side of the Vee is longer than the other?

There's more geese on that side

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For sale: some racing geese.

Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.

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Did you ever notice when geese fly in a 'V', one side is longer? Want to know why?

There's more geese on that side.

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Know why geese kill more humans every year than sharks?

Because it's really hard for geese to kill sharks.

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Traveling Evangelical Geese...

My morning walk with the dog was cut short today. There's a park we usually wander through so she can sniff and explore, but today we couldn't get in because the path was blocked by an army of angry geese.

I was telling my mom about this and she mentioned there are geese at the river where she and a friend take their dogs, too. She said they must all be in town for some kind of conference. Then she paused for half a second and continued:

I bet it's a religious thing. They're here to preach the goosepel.

(To satisfy the rule: that's a play on gospel.)

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A group of geese?
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Watching geese flying in a V: Do you know why the one side is longer?

Because there are more geese on that side

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Everything was fine before the geese left...

Then things started to go south.

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Two geese having a chat.....

....โ€Yes, my husband has gone on a trip to Africaโ€ โ€œUganda?โ€ โ€œ No, Iโ€™m a goose, my husband is a gander!โ€

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Where do Chinese geese live?

HONK HONK

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When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?

There are more geese on that side

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How do geese find things on the internet?

They gaggle it.

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A flock of geese flew on to my back porch yesterday

I guess you could say they were Portuguese

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I'm strangely attracted to geese. There's just something about them, an x-factor. They have a certain...

je ne sais quack.

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When geese and ducks fly in a v-pattern, do you know why one side is almost always longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

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I just wanted to see some geese at the pond But I refused to perform the blood sacrifice required.

As they say, no harm, no fowl.

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Geese and swans mate for life.

Might explain why geese and swans fly into jet engines.

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Scientists have finally figured out why, when geese flying in 'V' formation, one side is longer than the other.

That side has more geese in it.

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If the plural of goose is geese then the plural of moose is meese.
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There's a bunch of geese nesting in my neighborhood

It's quite a bird den dealing with them.

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When geese fly in a "V" why is one side always bigger than the other?

Because there's more geese on that side. Easily my favorite joke ever told by my father.

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Geese

Every time geese flew in a "V" shape over the house:

Grandpa- "Do you know why one side is longer than the other?"

Me- "No, why?"

Grandpa- "Because there's more geese on that side. Huehuehue!"

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When geese/any birds are flying in a 'V' ....

My dad used to say "You know why one side of the 'V' is longer?"

...no, why?

"Because there are more birds on that side."

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My dad asked me if I knew why one side of the "V" geese fly in was longer than the other

Because there are more geese in it... Thanks dad

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Where do geese call to get tips on how to fly together?

Information.

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Do you know why Geese when flying in a "V" formation have more birds on one side than the other?

Because there are more Geese on that side.

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If a group of geese is called a gaggle, shouldn't a group of squirrels be called a squiggle?

A squiggle of squirrels!

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My dad always said this whenever we saw geese flying in a "V".
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Petting geese always makes me sad.

Because every time I do, I feel a little down.

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I use this one whenever I see a flock of geese flying overhead. It gets a groan every time. imgur.com/ZfWkpDh
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When canadian geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?

It's got more geese in it.

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My Dad and I were watching Geese fly in V formation

He looked to me and said, "Do you know why the left side of the V formation is longer?"

So I told him, "I can't think of a reason, why?"

So he enlightened me, "It's because it has more geese in it."

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After pointing out some geese flying in a V to my nephew.

Me: "Do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?"

Him: "No, why?"

Me: "Because there's more geese on that side"

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My Dad's reaction to this photo I took: "Do you know why one side of a flying V of geese is always longer than the other?" answer in comments
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You know why when geese fly one side of the V is longer than the other?

Because there's more geese in that line.

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I asked my grandpa, "Have you seen all the snow geese that have been around here lately?"

He replies with a smile, "I've seen a few, but I don't know if I've seen all of them".

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My dad figured out why migrating geese always have one side longer than the other in their 'V'.

There's more geese on that side.

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Geese

My dad and I were out in the yard one day in the fall, a flock of geese fly over.

Dad: You see that flock of geese up there?

Me: Ya

Dad: You ever notice....(pause for effect).... that they fly in that....(long pause)... V-Shape?

Me: Ya

Dad:You ever notice.....(long pause for dramatic effect)... that one line.....(pause while pointing at the flock)..... is almost always longer than the other?

Me:Ya

Dad: (Long pause, he has got me now) Do you know why that is?

Me: No

Dad: (Cracking a smile) Because there are more geese in that line.

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While watching a flock of geese flying overhead in a V formation.

My Dad says, "Son, do you know why one side of the V is longer than the other?" I said, "No Dad, why?" He deadpans, "More geese on that side."

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The geese.

Every once in a while, when my dad couldn't explain something, he'd say "Oh, it's because of the geese". This obviously made no fucking sense. So one day I asked him what it meant. This is his response:

"Well, have you ever seen geese fly in a big pack? They fly in a V-formation, right? But one side of the V is always longer than the other. Why is that? Simple, there's more geese on that side. There's no real explanation for it, it's just because of the geese".

Damn it, Dad....

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Saw a flock of geese going overhead...

Dad said "Wanna know why one side of the V is longer than the other? There's more geese on that side!"

Ya got me.

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Why do geese fly south for the winter?

Too far to walk.

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When you see geese flying in a V... Do you know why one line is always longer than the other?

There's more geese in that line.

Heard my dad tell that joke to almost every friend I've ever had.

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Do you know one side of the "V" that geese fly in is longer than the other?

There are more geese on that side -My Dad

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You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?

There are more geese on that side.

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When geese fly in a V, do you know why one side is longer then the other?

That side has more geese in it.

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Do you know why one side of the V formation geese fly in is always longer?

because there's more geese on that side

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When geese fly in a "V", one side is longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese on that side.

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Why is one side of a flying V of geese longer than the other?

Because there's more geese on that side.

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When looking at geese flying

Do you know why one side of the "V" is longer than the other?

Because there's more geese on that side!

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