Why cant you trust a news broadcast of geese?

All they say is proper gander. Goose news!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/omegajakezed
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 06
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
A group of geese is a gaggle, agroup of rats: a mischief, a murder of crows, bats a colony and men a crowd. What's a group of batmen?

An orphanage.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 149
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/jayjay3078
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 11
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
If young geese are called goslings ...

Are old geese called geezers?

๐Ÿ‘︎ 16
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FreeTuckerCase
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 22
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I'm selling some racing geese

If you want to have a quick gander

๐Ÿ‘︎ 44
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Skank_Magank
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 12
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I have 10 pet geese,out of which 8 speak perfect English.

The last two are Portuguese.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 30
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/rhshi14
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 28
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What happened when the geese fell down stairs?

They all got goose bumps.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 20
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SuperGrandPatzer
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 26
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
When geese fly in a V, why is one side of th V always longer than the other side?

There's more geese on that side.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 11
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/0cora86
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 12
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I have some racing geese for sale.

Let me know if you wanna take a quick gander

๐Ÿ‘︎ 482
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ATX_Stig
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Why do Canadian geese go well with mashed potatoes?

Because they make nice gray-V's.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/antirabbit
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
A man came home from the pet shop with loads of geese.

He only went for a gander

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/maccer20
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 08
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My cousin is trying to fit the most elephants, geese and bulls ever in a vintage music shop.

He's breaking all sorts of records.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I cant take My dog to the pond anymore cuz the geese keep attacking him.

I guess thats whats I deserve for having a Pure bread dog

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2k
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/tgm810
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 15 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Geese fly in a V-formation for aerodynamics, and when the lead goose gets tired he switches out his position. But one side of the V is almost always longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese on that side.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 57
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/gamerspoon
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
a gaggle of geese
๐Ÿ‘︎ 425
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/eric8he
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Why are geese the most annoying drivers?

They're always honking.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/chrono_bound20xx
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
My son and I were hunting when we scared up a flock of mallards and geese. They farted as they flew away...

"That was fowl," I told my son.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
The local humane society is giving away male geese for free.

I might go take a gander.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 154
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/habsfan1112
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Did you hear about the Geese protesting?

Did you hear about the Geese protesting at the park? They want gluten free bread.

They organized a shit-in.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 3
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GravelWarlock
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 03 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
What kind of geese canโ€™t fly?

Portuguese!

๐Ÿ‘︎ 9
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/nick5195
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Know why geese kill more humans every year than sharks?

Because it's really hard for geese to kill sharks.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 31
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/whomikehidden
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Traveling Evangelical Geese...

My morning walk with the dog was cut short today. There's a park we usually wander through so she can sniff and explore, but today we couldn't get in because the path was blocked by an army of angry geese.

I was telling my mom about this and she mentioned there are geese at the river where she and a friend take their dogs, too. She said they must all be in town for some kind of conference. Then she paused for half a second and continued:

I bet it's a religious thing. They're here to preach the goosepel.

(To satisfy the rule: that's a play on gospel.)

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PupperPuppet
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
A group of geese?
๐Ÿ‘︎ 8
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Naked_Guy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
I'm strangely attracted to geese. There's just something about them, an x-factor. They have a certain...

je ne sais quack.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 115
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OgreMonk
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 17 2017
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Everything was fine before the geese left...

Then things started to go south.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 13
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Where do Chinese geese live?

HONK HONK

๐Ÿ‘︎ 32
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PearljamAndEarl
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 15 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Two geese having a chat.....

....โ€Yes, my husband has gone on a trip to Africaโ€ โ€œUganda?โ€ โ€œ No, Iโ€™m a goose, my husband is a gander!โ€

๐Ÿ‘︎ 7
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cwwspurs
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 16 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
How do geese find things on the internet?

They gaggle it.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 9
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/awbx58
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
A flock of geese flew on to my back porch yesterday

I guess you could say they were Portuguese

๐Ÿ‘︎ 5
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kingkian77
๐Ÿ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Geese

Every time geese flew in a "V" shape over the house:

Grandpa- "Do you know why one side is longer than the other?"

Me- "No, why?"

Grandpa- "Because there's more geese on that side. Huehuehue!"

๐Ÿ‘︎ 642
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Rel3ntl3ss
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 08 2013
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Scientists have finally figured out why, when geese flying in 'V' formation, one side is longer than the other.

That side has more geese in it.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 33
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/writechriswrite
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
When geese are migrating they form a "V" shape, but do you know why one side is always longer than the other?

Because there are more geese on that side.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/TempestWest
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
When geese fly in a V formation, one side is always longer than the other. Do you know why that is?

There are more birds on that side.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 9
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/SkinDeep69
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Iโ€™ve got racing geese for sale

Let me know if you want to take a quick gander

๐Ÿ‘︎ 123
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/linkhandford
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Do you know why when geese are flying, one side of the V is longer?

There's more geese on that side.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 26
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Lumie102
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
When geese fly, they fly in a V. One side is always longer than the other. Do you know why?

More geese.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 10
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/foshizi
๐Ÿ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
You know how when geese fly they fly in a V formation and one side is always longer than the other? Do you know why that is?

There are more geese on that side.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 14
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thesearejazzhands
๐Ÿ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
When geese fly in a Vee, do you know why one side of the Vee is longer than the other?

There's more geese on that side

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/montero65
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Did you ever notice when geese fly in a 'V', one side is longer? Want to know why?

There's more geese on that side.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 4
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/kpcent
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
For sale: some racing geese.

Let me know if you want to take a quick gander.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 2
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Mykennel
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
When geese make a V in the sky, why is one side always longer than the other?

There are more geese on that side

๐Ÿ‘︎ 51
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/OstidTabarnak
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Watching geese flying in a V: Do you know why the one side is longer?

Because there are more geese on that side

๐Ÿ‘︎ 6
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/GypsyDiscoFish
๐Ÿ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
When geese and ducks fly in a v-pattern, do you know why one side is almost always longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

๐Ÿ‘︎ 23
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/ICanExplainTheJoke
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report
Do you know why one side of the V formation geese fly in is always longer?

because there's more geese on that side

๐Ÿ‘︎ 9
๐Ÿ’ฌ︎
๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/BridgetTheBee
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
๐Ÿšจ︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.