Anatidae Puns

A list of puns related to "Anatidae"

The Astra Anatidae gifsound.com/?gif=youtu.b…
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👤︎ u/Sloth_Hasselhoff
📅︎ Dec 30 2021
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With vengeance in his heart against the fake allegations, Arnold stormed into his own home. It was time for a face-to-face talk with the woman he had once called The Love of His Life. Never again will he be so naive to the wiles of a beautiful Anatidae...
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👤︎ u/donttextspeaktome
📅︎ Jun 19 2021
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The black geese of Genus-Branta. Sub family-Anserinae. Family-Anatidae. Order-Anseriformes. Class-Aves. Anseriformes appear in the fossil record 71 million yrs ago, along with Tyrannosaurus rex. T-REX didn't survive the KT boundry extinction, waterfowl DID.
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👤︎ u/kitnutkettles
📅︎ May 27 2021
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Iae Anatidae,tudo em cima? venho trazer hj uma dica da minha mãe!!!espero q seja útil para vc. youtu.be/JT1yCUXfjx0
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👤︎ u/bisteca_nervosa
📅︎ May 13 2021
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Why is the family Anatidae the wisest amongst all animals?

Because it has all the Ansers.

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👤︎ u/walrusz
📅︎ Jul 18 2020
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What's our position on geese. Considering that they are part of the anatidae family, Are they allies? I like their energy. v.redd.it/5f7x040fh2a51
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👤︎ u/colocolo1925
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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My name on the lobby screen is "Anatidae" but apparently, in the legend screen I'm actually "Dougdimadon6345" (I'm playing on PC through Steam)
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👤︎ u/SpongySpy
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
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I wish that just before homo sapiens became the sole self aware life on earth, another intelligent hominid species ended up sharing dominance with them 50/50 to present day - homo anatidae.
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👤︎ u/99999999999999999989
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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No genus Anatidae
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👤︎ u/Drealer12
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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A BIT MAP OF MY NEW {Kingdom: "Animalia"; Phylum: "Chordata"; Class:"Aves"; Order: "Anseriformes"; Family: "Anatidae"} FOR MY FELLOW HUMANS TO ENJOY
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👤︎ u/nico0145
📅︎ Mar 06 2017
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ID Request: Agia Lake, Crete - Three mystery Anatidae (?) pin.it/ud6do6iatdqfai
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👤︎ u/AviraWolvezevie
📅︎ May 02 2019
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So it isn't "no aquatic birds" (as swans and loons are okay, geese and ducks are not, pelicans are still up in the air?) and definitely not "no flightless birds"; "no lake birds" and "no anatidae" are close, but not exact.

Anyway here's a seagull:

https://preview.redd.it/i5coc9004q951.jpg?width=410&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=163e80e1466d1ce4fb1fa12e8f110a2aa5431361

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👤︎ u/beylese
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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Day 16 of InktoFUR2019: Anatidae (Dem-wild Duck short explanation in comments)
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👤︎ u/J_Tigris
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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Anatidae or a nuisance and a half by Shady-Bush deviantart.com/shady-bush…
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👤︎ u/Torvusil
📅︎ May 14 2019
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This devoted aquatic waterfowl community (anatidae) member and its unknown supporter
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👤︎ u/izzudinOfficial
📅︎ Nov 27 2018
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Duck is the common name for a large number of species in the waterfowl family Anatidae which also includes swans and geese. Ducks are divided among several subfamilies in the family Anatidae; they do not represent a monophyletic group (the group of all descendants of a single common ancestral...
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👤︎ u/chconlyReddits
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
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team akbar got bamboozled by rubber anatidae birds
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👤︎ u/prime_ministerface
📅︎ Nov 30 2015
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Baby duck (Anatidae Anseriformes) (1920x1080) imgur.com/xHPp6iO
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👤︎ u/lorpin1990
📅︎ Feb 13 2013
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Duck (a.k.a. Anatidae Anseriformes) and its ducklings [2048x1356][OC] imgur.com/M1iRF
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👤︎ u/SoleExponent
📅︎ Dec 29 2012
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Anatidae Antigone

Dennis the Menace stole the duck that was cooling on the window sill
An ill-planned premise, that schmuck, was a fool to not eat the bill
"What disregard for home economy" said Mme. Adelaide "That's where all the nutrients are found"
In the yard, his lean gastronomy, saw merit in a can of lemonade, more plots for theft most dubious abound

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👤︎ u/neverendingbreakfast
📅︎ Apr 26 2014
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The lightest and darkest of ploomage, Anatidae diversity is amazing imgur.com/iUrWZfn
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👤︎ u/Ollie0013
📅︎ Mar 26 2013
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Duck on the canal (Anatidae elastica)[OC][3504x2336]
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👤︎ u/sjhill
📅︎ May 21 2012
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"Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. It is derived from the Greek word 'anatidae', meaning ducks, geese or swans and 'phobos' meaning fear." associatedcontent.com/art…
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👤︎ u/KarlPilkington
📅︎ Oct 23 2009
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anatidae... Oh Shit! p.twimg.com/AnxqbOWCMAA6h…
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👤︎ u/Impius
📅︎ Mar 14 2012
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The very peculiar fanged goose (Anseriformes Anatidae cephalophus) !
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👤︎ u/Peaced
📅︎ Jul 24 2013
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#157 Anatidae flickr.com/photos/ivantal…
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👤︎ u/italboys
📅︎ Feb 18 2014
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Campus POVs day 1: you are new to campus and you are introduced to the concept of goose. Slowly you realize that its not just a feathered anatida, its a state of mind, a way if living.
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👤︎ u/bringabout1296
📅︎ Mar 04 2021
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They are challenging us...but one day Anatidaeism will be a true religion, I believe in Lord Quack.🦆
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👤︎ u/Citofono_
📅︎ May 03 2021
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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👤︎ u/Leckzsluthor
📅︎ Jan 02 2022
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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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👤︎ u/Vegetable-Acadia
📅︎ Jan 11 2022
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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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👤︎ u/Toby-the-Cactus
📅︎ Jan 12 2022
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Geddit? No? Only me?
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👤︎ u/shampy311
📅︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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👤︎ u/Paulie_Felice
📅︎ Jan 07 2022
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E or ß?
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👤︎ u/Amazekam
📅︎ Jan 03 2022
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No spoilers
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👤︎ u/Onfour
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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No Anatidae animals
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👤︎ u/Gregarious_Dingo
📅︎ Jul 08 2020
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