Threatened Puns

She looked me dead in the eye and said, “Window or aisle?” I laughed in her face and replied, “Window or you’ll what?”

So I called her Bluff...

She says I have a reptile dysfunction.

So I guess our relationship might as well be ogre.

I said "Is that a fret?"

Then I saw her face, Now we're in Geneva.

That was when I put my foot down!

Just another cop on a power strip.

I said: "There's the door."

WOO HOO!

I told her, "Wait, this isn't what you think it is!"

But it was all bark

I told her it’s going to take a lot more than that to drag me away from you

And then I saw her face

What a strange thing to fallout for

But if Botswana compete with me, that's fine.

I said, “is that a fret?”

Because he's playing chicken with China, the Chinese chicken.

I told her to wake me up before you go go.

But in the end it doesn't even matter

I was so shocked I nearly choked on my toenails.

He never followed through with his threats. He had more bark than bite.

"I will blow up your water place!" He meant well.

Some background, I'm taking Listening to Jazz this semester to fill my arts credit. Last week the professor talked about musicians Miles Davis and John Coltrane, and their albums Kind of Blue and A Love Supreme.

During class he was trying to explain to us what the difference between different kinds of jazz were. So he pulled all the students wearing blue and asked each student he pulled to describe their shade of blue. I was picked and when it was my turn, I just looked at him and said "My shirt looks... Kind of Blue" referencing a Miles Davis' album. My professor double face palmed and was so disgusted by me I almost felt bad for laughing. He threatened to give me a 3 page essay on why that was the worst answer I could've given.

Warner Brothers

I said "There's the door"

I was skeptical at first, but then I saw her face...