Fearing Puns

Every ramadan, he's like "gotta go fast!"

The man waits for a while and the doctor comes out to tell his findings. The doctor says, "Your wife did not have a heart attack. She just has acute angina."

Adjusting his hearing aid, the husband says, "Listen here young man, don't go talking about my wife's privates like that! I know she's cute down there!"

Because they're dead.

Sphere itself!

I get terrified just thinking about it.

He’s Claus-trophobic

But I'm slowly getting over it.

Feefiphobia

Edit: wow! I never expected this to reach such great heights..... Thank you for the awards, kind redditors.

It’s days are numbered...

A-lack-o-phobias

I'm slowly getting over it.

I’ve started taking steps to avoid them

7 was a well known 6 offender

The ba***rd prescribed me Xanax.

They're bread for pain

I told her she’ll come around, eventually.

Feefiphobia.

Joke by Mark Rosewater.

Nice belt.

The bastard put me on Xanax!

....is all that walking you have to do.

I just close my eyes and pretend it's not there

But first, I've got to want to help myself .

...except the paperfish, which is supposed to be even more superior.

Therapist: A void?

Me: That’s good advice. Thanks.

I call him Dr. Awkward.

I was a little afraid of speed bumps too, but I’m slowly getting over them!

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Feefiphobia.

I'm terrified of elevators and I'm taking steps to avoid them

It's sphere itself.

Klaustrophobia

Now I look up to them.

I told my doctor and he said I have Klaustrophobia.

Took me a long time to finally be able to taco bout it. 🤦🏻‍♂️

Because in two years we will have 2022

I have a complex complex complex

I fear the wurst.

A sunken chest with no booty.

Due to extreme weather, this years coffee crop will be very difficult to grind. Experts fear there may be trouble brewing.

is Sphere itself.

Feefiephobia

Its days are numbered.

But I’ve started taking steps to avoid it.

So I've taken steps to avoid them.

I’m slowly getting over it.

Feefiphobia.

Is sphere itself.

Is sphere itself

But I'm slowly getting over it.

but I’m slowly getting over it.

But I’m slowly getting over it

I have a complex complex complex.